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Lance, on the phone with Edgar: Yeah, you don't wanna get caught trespassing at a public pool at three in the morning with your girlfriend, beer in one hand and your raging erection in her other, ya know?
Edgar: *starting to chuckle* Yeah... yeah I get it.
Zero: How- how is that relatable?
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Director: Make your eating look a bit more erotic.
Seth: Okay, got it.
Seth: *Deep throats a bannana*
Luka: Or we can do that *horrified*
Jonah *yelling*: MY KING DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM, HE IS CORRUPTING LUKA
Lance:I cant control him, Sirius
Sirius: Seth stop your scaring jonah
Ray & Fenrir dying of laughter and trying it
Edgar happy because he told seth to do that
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MC, testing the fake blood in their mouth:
Director: Okay, now just say something.
MC: I'm a pebble. *Blood gushing down their mouth, they start choking, due to there being too much*
Amon: At this rate they're gonna die before I touch 'em.
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Jonah, on the phone, supposed to sound worried about Edgar: Hello? Is this the police?
Jonah: Yeah, I got an emergency!
Jonah: Someone stole my fricken strawberries.
Jonah: Yes! Ma fricken strawberries!
Kyle: *chuckling*
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Ray, walking in shirtless: Impressive, no?
Fenrir: *drops to his knees*
Fenrir: I'm ready.
Both: *start laughing*
Seth: *walks in* WHAT THE HELL
Sirius: *walks out* I give up I quit I'm done
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*Jonah and Sirius, in an elevator the doors are closing*
Jonah: *pushed Sirius to the wall as the doors shut*
Sirius: OH FUCK! MY DICK!
Edgar, looking at the camera like in the office: And that's why we practice safe sex kids.
Luka: ...what?
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Director: What do you guys want to start your day with?
Mousse: Honestly? I could start with a nap. ( Crew member, in the back: But you just woke up- ).
Dean: I could start with a kiss from each one of my kids (students)
Sirius: I could start with some peace and quiet.
Fenrir: I could start with some cuddles from Shu Shu.
Lance/Loki: I could start with some real love and affection.
MC: I could start with some coffee.
Edgar: I could start with some roll ups and about a gram.
Dalim: I could start with some head.
Kyle: I could start with some whiskey.
Seth: I could start with some coke.
Jonah: I could start with some therapy after hearing those last couple of rejects
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Jonah: you guys need hobbies
Oliver: I have a hobby
Jonah: being bitter doesn't count
Mousse: I have a hobby as well
Jonah: Sleeping doesn't count either
Alice: What about procrastinating
Jonah: I give up
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Loki: So you know everything about me
Alice: Yep pretty much
Loki: Ok what am I allergic to?
Alice: The full spectrum of human emotions
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Ray & Fenrir: When have we done something irresponsible or rash
Sirius: I have a list its 127 pages long and its alphabetized
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Alice: Today is a great day to open up-
Fenrir: A bag of doritos?
Alice: No.....
Fenrir: Them I'm not interested
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Jonah:I've had a great day
Luka: why?
Jonah: I ran in to Sirius....
Luka: why is that so good?
Jonah: ....With a carriage
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Jonah: so luka what do you want for Christmas
Luka: All I want for Christmas is you.....
Jonah: Awwww you love your big brother-
Luka: ... to stop breathing
Jonah: *shocked pikachu face*