Immortal character

My name is Noah. I'm currently walking down the sidewalk, coming back from school. Suddenly I see a white cat crossing the street and a truck coming to run it over. I have a very strong urge to save that cat, but I resist my urge and try to stay on the side walk the urge gets so strong that I start walking to the street. Eventually I get to the edge of the road and...

SLAP!!!

I slap myself to the ground and the truck passes me 1 meter away. The cat is now just road kill and I suddenly blackout. . . .

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

"Oww" I groan. I open my eyes and seem to be sitting in front of a desk in a empty classroom. As I look around I see an old woman standing 2 meters away from my desk with a frown on her face.

She walks in front of me and shows me a picture. "What does this look like to you?" She asks. I look at the picture and say, " it looks like a red smudge on the street that when people in cars drive over the stare in disgust because of how disfigured it is."

SLAP!

"Oww, what was that for!" I exclaimed. She glares at me and says "this was my pet" " ma'am I think you need to see a doctor" I say. SLAP! "Oww".

'This lady has anger issues' I think. I turn back and she is holding a red blob and her hands glow and it reshapes it's self into a cat. Then she looks up to me and says" I sentence you to immortal life in the marvel universe from the beginning until the end, with the bodily defect of Congenital insensitivity to pain, extreme regeneration, extreme handsomeness and the mutant the power of when you get hit you will become twice as strong." "I don't see how this is bad" I say. Then she smiles and says "you will spawn in the Earths moon, since you can breath in space, and will have the entities with you to try and figure out what you are and will be keeping you company because they like you. The will teleport you whenever they want you to visit them and have company, so you will disappear when ever you are going to have a moment to keep the entities company. They have tempers, so if you make them mad they may send you to space, stranded until a pirate ship finds you."

With that I was... SLAP!!!...and now I'm on the moon....

"Well hello there" says (???).

TO BE CONTINUED...

Not by me but some one else.

Bye!