I was a typical MC!?

「 I… can't breathe…」

In a room devoid of light, a faint breathing can be heard and the source the sound is lying in the corner of the room looking like the baby form of "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"

「I don't want to breathe… IT STINKS!」

Our MC has enough self-awareness that sets him from Discord Mods.

*Cough*

「Fuck I miss taking a bath… 」

Discord Mod indeed…

Closing his eyelids Acme tried to reflect on the things he did. Wrinkles formed on his forehead and a bitter smile appeared on his dry lips as he tried to go down the memory lane.

"me…"

Ignoring the rotten smell coming from his mouth that finally opened as he uttered his first word after hundreds of years. Acme tried stop himself from lashing out not that he had energy left to do so.

"that's not me…"

"no…"

"Did I really just kill someone and all that bears his surname because he didn't agree to my request… and what I asked for was pretty unreasonable now that I think about it"

"My childhood friend… the reason I survived in the orphanage I forgot about her when I ascended to a higher world and got beauties in my harem around different worlds she was very loyal and probably waited for me till her death believing my promise that I would one day come back for her"

"My wives that followed me until the end believing my empty words of giving them happiness just to witness their children killing each other to gain my recognition…"

*Keuk!*

「Nonononono acting cold, calculating and all just remembering give me goosebumps. The cringe!」

「After getting betrayed by being a dumbass I possessed some random trash body but I was still arrogant because I once was the "Oh Great Immortal Emperor" *pfft* great immortal my ass I died by being stabbed in the back. 」

「The most important thing of all was that the first thing I did after waking up in a different body I loudly announced that "If I can't be the Main character of my story then in this life I will be the Villain" if I can put emoji's on my thoughts they'd be skull emojis」

「But honestly though my life is like a novel. My first life I was an orphan that gained power by luck and my second life is a revenge story but I was not the main character it was some dude who knows the future wait —」

「He did mention once that he knows my future because he once read it on a novel site and thought I was being an asshole by expanding my harem too much and forgot about them also I was supposed to succeed in my revenge but the ending was very anticlimactic that he commented an entire essay that cussed the author. "Scary!" 」

「After that he transmigrated as a rich minor villain that was supposed to be my stepping stone but he got a system that steals Fate Values everytime he foils my plans, capture my heroines, and humiliate me. "No wonder he was unusually strong for a person living in a lower world and he was also stealing the girls I had interest on to the point I thought he was my brother that got the same taste I had" 」

「Why did he prison me up though? Maybe I still have tons of Fate Values but if my Fate Value is still high then I should have escaped long time ago, no?」

Like a person suddenly regretting the things he did in the past at 12 midnight, thoughts that would have been obvious ages ago if he used his common sense suddenly emerged, alas he was born to be a attention seeker posting thirst traps on tikt— *ahem!* but the point is it was already too late for Acme as he was nearing his expiration date.

"The passage of time is truly fleeting I now had lived two lives but never have I been grateful for the things I had just because lady luck gave me her brightest smile I developed some kind of hero syndrome"

"I should learn appreciate the present and change my identity that has been centered with 'I will be fine because luck will give me everything I need' because when the once reliable luck was gone so was the pillar holding the crushing weight of reality"

"I can't believe I am experiencing mid-life crisis at my second life and it's nearing its end at that"

"End-lives crisis?... I am so bad with jokes…"

"Wait! Did I just flirt with girls using these kinds of lines? My cringe ass really thought I was some rizzar—"

*Keuk*

*Cough* *Cough*

In a room devoid of light, the only source of sound was no more. The room had become nothingness. No life, no light, no sound, and you with no bitches

Acme; Age (total) 420, rose to the peak of humanity within 100 years and established an empire the same year.

First life cause of death: Betrayal

Second life cause of death: Cringe

This story's protagonist status: Dead