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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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Get Lost, Or You Will Die

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Éditeur: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Li Yidao's entry was actually a coincidence.

It was funny how fate plays its hand at times.

Just half an hour ago, Li Yidao, who was alone in the shop, finally found his conscience and started a live stream.

That was because Xiaowen became bolder after she called Li Yidao last time and found he had a rather mild personality

She dared to make an unconventional request. The pressures of the online platform had become too much for her to bear.

She hoped that he could start a live stream to appease the netizens.

After all, there had been little news about Brother Dao recently.

Li Yidao didn't refuse.

After all, he had nothing else to occupy his time.

And so, Brother Dao ventured into the world of live streaming.

The beginning was rather uneventful, following the usual script.

Slides transitioned every three seconds, and the yoga instructor's tutorial entertained the viewers for half an hour.