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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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An Accident at the Film Festival?

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Éditeur: Nyoi-Bo Studio

"!!!"

"!!!"

"..."

With these time-sync comments, the entire live stream was filled with rows of exclamation marks!

This was a shocking news.

An accident at the film festival?

One should know that this film festival was the most important and authoritative nationwide event.

More than 80% of the top celebrities, even national-level actors, would attend.

If there really were an accident... the cost would be unbearable.

What did it mean?

F*ck!

For a moment, everyone was not only shocked but profoundly shocked!

Was this a joke?

For an event of the film festival's caliber, the security forces were incredibly robust.

An accident? That was really a joke.

So, naturally, many people didn't believe it.

"Get lost! Stop making up nonsense. Quickly think about the meaning behind Brother Dao's reminder."