Great God of "Forgiveness and Righteousness!" (NSFW!)

Immediately after realizing what was happening Tie Zhu immediately sat up and tried to cover up his behemoth with both hands, however it was not enough to cover it!

"#%@#$, how did this happen? what do I do?" he screamed as he tried to search for a solution. He initially tried to stuff it back in through the hole, into the side of his pants, however it was too hard and could not bend in! Realising that this approach was not going to work he quickly pulled down his pants so that he could properly fit his pillar back into trousers. This however led to another problem.. That was, it was too uncomfortable as it heavily resisted against the fabric, leading to a massive bulge all the way from the base to his knees!

Xuefeng on the other hand was speechless as she watched the whole session unfold, still having her mouth open in an "o" shape. She still could not believe what was happening, It was simply too massive.

'He surely does live up to his name. No... it doesn't do himself justice at all, what iron pillar, that thing is like a dragons lance!' She thought to herself blushing. (Tie Zhu literally translates to iron pillar in chinese, for those who have not realised.)

'No, what are you thinking! That's the boy your daughter likes! Think about other things quickly' She thought as she tried to distract her thoughts however the image of of his lance could not leave her mind as she thought back. 'Not only was it so hard and massive, it even had rib like protrusions on the side and bulging veins, not to mention the head which was purple and bigger than an egg!' The image was burned into her mind as she felt her juices leaking down the side of her thighs, only causing her face to blush more as she couldn't help but to compare it with her late husband. 'That had to be at least 3 times bigger! God what would happen if that were to enter me!'

Feeling guilty of the situation the atmosphere became extremely awkward with both parties staring at each other in utter embarrassment.

"I'll be on my way now." Xuefeng said her face burning with both embarrassment and guilt, as she hurried along touching her chin in the area that it was smacked.

Taking his time to regather himself, Tie Zhu just stood there absentmindedly for a good minute. After recollecting himself he looked down and noticed a strangely shaped rock that definitely wasn't naturally shaped. it was also covered in blood.

"This must be what hit me yesterday." he said to himself, trying to decide whether or not to keep it or throw it away. On one hand it knocked him out cold and tore off his genitals, however on the other it had been able to magically replace its damages albeit overdoing it a 'little'.

"Surely it must be hiding more secrets of its own!" he convinced himself as anything that could create this supernatural anomaly would be special. As he was deciding on whether to keep it or throw it away he suddenly heard a strange sinister voice!

"Keep it! If you dont you will come to regret it forever!" It yelled sounding desperate. If it sounded desperate it was because it was! That black rock was in fact a special Universal Divine grade Spatial item, with nearly infinite storage space! It was an item that even the mightiest of gods would drool off on the item itself, let alone the contents inside. The almighty tentacle god had gone through many hardships to attain it and spent his life filling it with countless precious treasures ranging from immortal pills, sacred weapons, divine ingredients etc, making any cultivators eyes burn green with envy! Even the thought of it being thrown away was like ripping out his soul.

"!!! Whats that voice, Why am I hearing things?" Tie Zhu exclaimed. 'Im sure my mind isn't going crazy!' he thought as he looked around.

"Ahhem, I am the Great God of Forgiveness and Righteousness!" The Tentacle God said, with a lack of enthusiasm, as that was one of his mortal enemies, however he had to put on face as only an idiot would believe anything something as sinister as a Tentacle God would have to say. Just saying the words left a bad taste on his mouth however if it meant saving his riches he must do so.

Upon hearing the voice again in mind, Tie Zhu just became more confused. 'God? What surely im daydreaming!' he thought as his mind became a further mess as he contemplated the otherworldly events that had unfolded since waking up.

"I'm too tired to think right now.. Besides if i dont keep it, someone else might and steal what could have originally be mine, besides how bad could it be, the voice didn't seem to be sinister, and seemed like the rock secret was strongly linked to it." he convinced himself, before slipping the mysterious stone into his pocket. He realised that he was standing there in a daze that whole time and if someone came along they would definitely call the police on him for being a pervert, seeing as he had a massive hole in his pants, and a bulging package that reached his knees!

Quickly becoming aware of the situation Tie Zhu hurriedly rushed home making sure that no one would be able to notice his awkward situation. Luckily for him it was still early, 5:40 am to be specific, so he had no trouble returning home unnoticed.

"What a strange morning" he thought as he lay down on his bed. Taking off his pants and exposing his awake python once again. How the fuck did this happen he thought again before covering the python with a blanket, creating a pronounced tent that wouldn't go away. Although it was uncomfortable, he still drifted to sleep as his mind was unable to comprehend what just happened, with the last thought on his mind being.... "Red panties".