I am Shawarma Man

My name is Shaw. I am the Shawarma Man. I can attack my enemies with my Shawarma related capabilities. I am what you call a superhero.

Not all superheroes are like me. I am the unique one of all. Who on earth is a superhero has the powers bestowed by a shawarma? Me. Only me. Sigh...

As of how I got this powers? I got it from eating a shawarma from a suspicious looking food stall near an abandoned building. Risky I know.

I shall tell you a story on how that happened soon. Now lets get to the main point.

I remember that day saving a child from a kidnapper by throwing the shawarma stick to the assailant. The guy was arrested and the people wanted to know who did it.

Of course they dont know it was me. Because I only thrown that stick to distract him not saving the child in the process. At least that child is safe.

That is the first time I unknowingly used my sus powers. Most people who recieved these powers always says they are destined to save the world from evil. For me? I think its a disruption.

Ruining my normal life most blessed people craves is what I dont like about this power. Also its lame. For freaking real!

So I decided to ignore it and continue with my life. And I freaking forgot super powered persons tend to attract or comes across troubles. Why did I forgot it can also be applied to protagonists too.

Am I the protagonist?

Who knows? In novels and animations, you dont know the real one unless reching the ending or middle of it.

I hope am one of them.

Pray for me!!

And as for my family or people who's close to me knows that? They dont.

I even tried telling my friend, Brix. And what is the response?

He laughed and call me a jester!

What the freak of nature is that?

And thats it for today. I'll tell you more stories soon and perhaps might get seeing me in action. So for now, goodbye.

So if we can see each other again,

Who knows?