MOM?

"Haam"

I must be sleepy because I studied all night.

Also, despite being born in this East Asian country for 15 years, this excessively murderous academic frenzy is beyond comprehension. If there are no jobs, why not invade China from across the sea to expand its territory and create job demand?

In addition, China has unclean communist ideology, if all of them are eliminated, the Chinese people's race will also be clean.

Anyway, I'm going to stay out of politics from now on, so there's no problem.

One thing is for sure: I, 'Adolf Hitler', no, 'Wang Shufen' will never step into politics again.

I have rebuilt a fallen reich.

I won in a short time of 6 weeks against a powerful enemy who destroyed the empire and took the hegemony of Europe.

For the true Aryan Lebensraum, millions of armies marched through the mother frozen ground, armies marched right up to the Kremlin.

But the steel wave of the communists, who saw Untermensch itself and race as a dross, toppled my reich and left an indelible scar on my people.

But now, even though I was born in a small country in the East, as much as I have a family that believes in me and is incomparably perfect compared to my past life, I will live my life working hard for the beauty that was my dream.

[Sovyet Uraaaaaa!!!!!!!]

Khuh?

"shit! Are they again?!"

I was startled by the sound and hid behind the table.

However, when I think about it again, it has been more than 30 years since the collapse of the Soviet Union, and here in Taiwan, the Kuomintang members are pro-Chinese, but the Democratic Progressive Party is the ruling party, so it is a decent anti-communist country.

So it's probably the sound of the TV, because there's no way that Soviet troops will appear invading German territory.

But who watches television in this hour?

First of all, my brother is studying abroad in Italy to become a chef, and my father is on a business trip to Yugoslavia, so it's just me and my mother in this house.

And my pet cat, Oscar.

I wondered if someone had entered my house, but strangely, I felt curious and looked around the living room. Fortunately, Oscar and mother were there.

"Meow"

"oh, i see."

But there is one thing I don't understand.

Why is there vodka, Capital Theory, and an Asus laptop with the Soviet Union flag as the background on the table in the living room?

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In addition, in the Google document, 'Trotsky motherfucker Xi Jinping motherfucker Hitler motherfucker I will kill you' was typed endlessly. Maybe it was because her mother was drunk with vodka.

But this doesn't make any more sense.

Apparently, this article was written by Oscar. damn cat.