So I'll Live like a King

"That was some of the funniest sh*t I have ever seen, in fact it was so funny I think I should give you a second chance"

I hear a voice in the void, coming, seemingly, from everywhere around me.

I'm then pulled into a bright plane, that's made of white, it was bright, but not blindingly so, in the centre of my field of view I could see a pyramid looking triangle, with a single eye and a top hat... "Holy Sh*t!" "You're Bill Cypher!"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's me Bill, triangle extraordinaire"

"I found your death pretty amusing, so I'll be reincarnating or transmigrating or whatever you want to call it ing you!" He points at me with finger pistols when saying the last word.

I float there, in the expanse, utterly confused at what is happening. "Ok, so I'm being reincarnated, but why are you reincarnating people and why me, you said my death was amusing but I think there has to be more to it than that!" 

"Seeing as you know me, you've probably seen my show, so A-X-O-L-O-T-L, to make me carry out my penance, made me find interesting people so that the Erdrich beings above us could have some entertainment" 

"You will have the same number of wishes, as I have sides!" 

"In your three dimensional form?"

"No man, you get 3 wishes!" 

"Do I get to choose the world I go to?"

"Nope and the worlds will be a little different from the originals"

"Speaking of which, it's time to roll 'The Wheel of Fate!'" 'Fate''Fate''Fate' (Trademark Pending)

All of a sudden Jim Carrey is summoned and starts announcing "This magical golden wheel, has an ever changing plethora of worlds from your human fiction, Star Wars? we got it! Twilight? there as well. So many different realities to choose from, so we let 'Fate' choose for you! Step on Up, Step on Up try your hand at the wheel, that might (or might not) make your dreams, real" 

I step up to the wheel, grabbing the nearest groove and spinning it with maximum force. I look at where indicator is watching it pass different worlds. Boku no pico, One Piece, Prototype, Marvel, Star Trek, Naruto, Dragon Ball, etc

The wheel slows gradually, it eventually reaches 'Chainsaw Man', then it moves to 'JJK' and with the last bit of it's speed to 'DC Young Justice'

Jim Carrey and the Wheel are replaced by the young justice logo as Bill approaches me once more.

"So you got Young Justice, like I said before the world won't be the same, some comics elements will be inserted and will affect the story in minor ways"

"Now then!" he claps his hands, "It's time for you to choose your wishes!"

"Ok! For my first wish I would like to have a Mindscape, one that I can use like a Domain expansion"

"Damn! That's a pretty good first wish, now I'm curious about the next two"

"For my second wish I would like to have the abilities of Majin Buu, but with an appearance similar to Yuji Itadori"

"Ok, so now you're starting to scare me, that would give you near limitless potential!"

"For my last wish I would like to have the battle IQ, and abilities of Madara, along with his moral ambiguity"

"Nope, too Op, can't do it"

Make it so that I have to learn most of my abilities myself, that way it's more balanced but doesn't impact the potential"

"Regardless, we have a dude with a customisable domain expansion, an edetic memory, the powers of a being with limitless potential, the moral ambiguety of one of the worst people in Naruto, a battle IQ that would make you learn physical techniques at a near instinctive level, along with the abilities of that said individual, is that right?!"

"Yep!"

"OK, that's still pretty op but I'm pretty sure Darkseid can still crush you for a while"

Suddenly a portal opens beneath me, as I go through the portal I hear "Remember! Reality's an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold! Byeeee!"

So, my dear Eldritch beings, does this individual seem like a suitable candidate for your entertainment?

I hope you all enjoy the tales of Majin Ken. To find out more, tune in next time to Dragon Ball Z!!! Or you know, Young Justice.