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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Bandes dessinées et romans graphiques
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Chapter 88: Different Races Born from Pregnancy? Three-star food!

"Is it an... egg? Honestly, I have no idea what the hell it is~"

With that, Li Zhen took something out from behind him.

The size of a basketball, slightly red in color, just like a peeled watermelon.

You could call it an object, but it seemed to be alive.

You could say it was alive, but it also seemed like an inanimate object.

It was an egg.

The exterior was like a beast egg, but the shell was a slight red color, resembling an egg membrane.

Through this egg membrane layer, there was a tinny tiny baby coiling inside it, in deep sleep!

The small infant looked completely human, its small arms, small legs, and small head were all crystal clear.

Its eyelids tightly closed, as if sound asleep.

Thin, red threads like umbilical cords connected to the baby's navel, providing 'him' with nourishment.

The reason we say 'him' is that the baby had its legs folded together, making it impossible to identify the genitalia.

I have no idea whether it's a boy or a girl.