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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Jeux
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601 Chs

Chapter 87: Amphibious Different Race? Did you snatch their wives?_3

Be it snapping necks or shattering chests with a palm strike, each punch or kick was always accompanied by searing flames.

On the ground beneath him lay at least twenty or thirty monster corpses!

And the monsters besieging them were none other than… half-human, half-fish monstrosities!

They had human legs but were covered in black scales.

Their upper bodies resembled large black fish, also covered in a dense layer of scales.

While their heads bore some resemblance to humans, they were predominantly fish-like.

Their empty, dead fish eyes and sharp fangs accentuated their savagery.

Their arms were also covered in scales, and the weapons they wielded were bone knives, bone forks, and large bone clubs!

They were growling and recklessly attacking the two, as if bearing some unspeakable hatred.

A thought crossed Zheng Cheng's mind, and he quickly gained detailed information about the half-human, half-fish creatures.

[Name: Glub·Blackfish]

[Race: Black Sludge Fishman]