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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Bandes dessinées et romans graphiques
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Chapter 87: Amphibian Different Race? Did you steal their daughter-in-law?_2

"Enough!"

With a flicker of his figure, Bai Jingqi plunged effortlessly towards the ground like a swift fish swimming in water.

"I'll go find Jing Shen, you locate Li Zhen using the coordinates, and signal for a rendezvous once found."

"Understood!"

The duo immediately split ways, each descending rapidly towards different directions.

...

"Cack-cack-cack~ Ah~!"

Mid-air, an arrow pierced Cai Shen's body, its tip gleaming slick with the viscous fresh blood.

Along with a few feathers, it spiraled down from the sky.

He screamed in agony as he plummeted from mid-air.

Fortunately, the arrow hadn't struck a vital part of his body. He flapped his wings furiously and collided harshly with the cliff wall.

Simultaneously, Zheng Cheng and the rest faced a crisis!

From mid-air, humanoid beasts --one after another-- riding massive fanged bats, were launching arrow after arrow at them!

"Retreat!"

Zheng Cheng stepped forward, Yao Zhixue and Song Chaoyu hastily retreated.