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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Bandes dessinées et romans graphiques
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601 Chs

Chapter 77: The Only Occupation in the Whole Xia Country! Upgrade Skills!

[Name: Qin Zheng]

[Birthplace: Li Family, Chang'an City]

[School: Chang'an City First Middle School]

[Age: 18]

[Profession: Dragon Vein (Fire Attribute)]

[Star Rating: Nine Stars]

[Level: LV9]

[Skill: Dragon Transformation]

"Damn! A Dragon Vein! Dragon Transformation!"

Upon seeing Qin Zheng's profession, Zheng Cheng could not help but blurt out an expletive and jump up from the bed.

He knew that all nine-star professionists were strong, but he never expected that this Qin Zheng was actually the one known as 'Number One among the Nine Stars,' a Dragon Vein!

A Dragon Vein indicates one with the blood lineage of divine dragons, who was born with significant talent.

Their beginner skill, 'Dragon Transformation', lets them transform into a half-dragon, half-human being.

With incredibly strong physical combat abilities, they also possess the unique abilities of their particular divine dragon!