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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Bandes dessinées et romans graphiques
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Chapter 51: The Strongest Professionist on the Alien Battlefield!

"Captain Zhao, I've always had a question."

In the jeep, Zheng Cheng voiced his query.

"Since the Night's Watch already knew that the Black Sun Church was planning to take action and had gathered a large number of members here, why...don't they directly go to the Black Sun Church's base and apprehend them directly?"

"Why must we wait for the Black Sun Church to act first before we react?"

Yao Zhixue's eyes flickered, turning to look at Zhao Yunxiao.

Zhao Yunxiao shook his head: "I knew you guys would have these doubts, and I asked the Director about this as well."

"The reason for this actually has to do with the Different Races reincarnated by the Master of Black Sun."

"Spirit Sucking Banshee?" Zheng Cheng asked in surprise: "This Different Race appeared on the Alien Battlefield over a hundred and fifty years ago and is considered one of the more mysterious races."