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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Bandes dessinées et romans graphiques
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Chapter 348: Instant Kill! Three Ghosts Join Forces!_1

"Bang!"

"Bang bang bang..."

Zhou Xinyu's body was assailed by countless thorny long arrows, striking his massive frame and sending sparks flying in all directions as the Vajra Shield flickered intensely.

The gaunt Blood Ghost Beast merged itself directly into the flesh and thorns, firmly binding Zhou Xinyu and constantly grinding against him in combat.

"Scram!"

Zhou Xinyu roared, flames of golden color igniting on his body, attempting to burn the Blood Ghost Beast leader to death.

But supported by the abundance of flesh and undead aura, the flames were instead suppressed.

"Heave!"

He shouted again, his body shimmering with golden light as two arms reappeared around his waist.

Ring Blade and Three-tined Trident were both grasped, raining down a barrage of blows upon the gaunt Blood Ghost Beast leader.

"Pfft!"

The Ring Blade shimmered, slicing the flesh and thorns in two, and the Blood Ghost Beast leader was also instantly cut in half by the sharp Ring Blade.