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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Bandes dessinées et romans graphiques
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Chapter 179: S-Class Treatment? The Contest of the Ten Hidden Dragons!_2

They would be responsible for reporting, recording, and publishing all important news and events in the school.

Every year, the busiest time for them was collecting and recording data about new students!

"Zheng Yi, the first new student, is one of the seven princes of the Deep Sea, the young master of Nine Snake Island! His Professionist ranking is nine-star, and his branch profession is the Deep Sea Ruler from the subclass of Ten Thousand Beast Masters!"

"The second one is Yao Zhixue, who is the first S-class hidden profession that has emerged in Chang'an City for over three hundred years! Her exact role remains confidential to this day. All we know is that she is extremely proficient at using frost elemental powers!"

"She is also remarkably beautiful and is a strong contender for the title of the most beautiful woman in Beijing's Professionist University! She comes from a commoner background and is adored by countless people!"