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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Bandes dessinées et romans graphiques
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590 Chs

Chapter 145: Male Eunuch, Female Distribution

Translator: 549690339

"Good lad!"

Quan Linfei was also surprised and in her eyes laid admiration and shock.

And a tiny bit of... sympathy?

Xin Ruhuo put away his answer paper and said in a deep voice, "This young man... Zheng Cheng from Twelfth High of Chang'an City? A three-star priest..."

"A three-star priest?"

"How is it possible?"

"How could a three-star professional survive until now?"

"I checked the data submitted below. The professionals who are still on the battlefield in more than thirty provinces and cities across the country are at least five-star! Except for him...!"

"Personal information..."

"Zheng Cheng, male, eighteen years old, from Qinzhou Province, and still a high school student at Twelfth High. When he awakened, he was a three-star priest, and his novice skill was... Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique, what kind of weird skill is this?"

Quan Linfei had a peculiar look on her face, but she patiently continued to read through Zheng Cheng's data.