Demon! Snake! Waifu? Oni!

Seeing nothing but darkness and feeling nothing around him, Jaxx had no idea where, or what was happening. He could only hope that this sadistic model of a lady would spare him from the cruel request God had given her before he lost his consciousness.

<Oh, hello.~ Seems like you finally woke up.>

He recognized this voice and lightly trembled in fear.

'Uhh, you aren't gonna do what that god said before right?'

Although he wanted to speak and ask her aloud, he was only able to think. Mother nature laughed at his concerned thought and let out a sweet sounding giggle that would normally make someone like Jaxx covet her with a nosebleed.

Or as he put it...

'WAIFU!'

<Hm?>

'Absolutely nothing, continue.'

If he could move, he would have bowed and acted as if he had only sneezed.

<Alright, I'll take that as you accepting the terms and conditions then. Thank you for your cooperation~>

He had been fooled due to her being a 'waifu' yet the only thing he could think about was commissioning a figurine to look like her incase this was a dream or coma...

That was one of Jaxx' main concerns after all. He was completely obsessed with the mere thought of being Isekai'd, so it would make sense if he was simply in a vegetative state, or if it was just the most realistic dream he'd ever had.

He'd always hated when he'd see Mc-kun ask this question after waking up, but for once he finally understood it. Usually they would pinch themselves, or be thrown into a dangerous enough situation to where they could get hurt and figure out if it being a dream was the case or not. Unfortunately for Jaxx, he didn't think of testing it out earlier while in the 'gods' realm' as he decided to call it.

Little did he know, the sexy ginger haired 'waifu' was about to answer the question for him.

<Ok, first let's make you cute~!>

'Wha- What do you mean by tha-'

Suddenly his whole body felt as if it was wrapped completely in lava. Every centimeter of his skin felt like it was completely melted off and re-attached to his unmoving body over and over as if someone was making mochi. He felt even his bone marrow being pulled and twisted, crushed and molded. His eyes felt as if they were thrown directly into a kettle that was boiling molted steel. From his toe nails, to his hair follicles to his spinal fluid, he could tell that his whole body was modified.

As the burning slowly started to dissipate, he started to wonder how on earth(not anymore lmao) he managed to stay awake and not pass out. Even 20% of that pain should be enough to kill someone from shock alone, but here he was feeling five times that for what felt like centuries!

<Only twenty minutes, not bad! Now that you're cute... hmm what next~?>

'NEXT?!?! WHAT NEXT?!?! FUCK THAT!'

<Hey now, that's not very lady like you know~?>

L... lady..?

She didn't. I mean, she wouldn't right?

<Ok, I decided on your race now. You know about dragons right~?>

DRAGON?! She's going to make me into a dragon girl?! If that's the case, then maybe I can forgive her... Maybe...

<Well, I've decided to make you into their distant twice removed cousin the salamander! Congratulations~!>

Her face was glowing with sincerity and happiness, she even wiped a tear off of her face while what seemed like angel wings grew from her back, a halo formed above her head and a choir started to sing.

If Jaxx could see her he might have felt about 1% better than he did right now but... A SALAMANDER?!

I mean, how many of you even remembered those existed till you read it?! Be honest! Show of hands, come on, go on...

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!

And what's with this distant cousin thing?! How could she bait me like this?! Snake! Demon! Succubus! She was anything but a god in his eyes!

<Ok~! You've had a long enough brake I think, time to get back to work!>

She said it clapping her hands happily as if it was playtime for kindergarteners or something. News flash demoness, YOU ARE TORTURING ME~!

<And a one and a two~!>

Once again Jaxx' train of thought had left the station. This time the excruciating pain was no longer on his skin or bones, but it felt like his insides were being melted completely! It was like a spider had wrapped him up in a cocoon and injected him with dissolving liquid!

He, or I guess it's she now, could feel her tongue melt in her mouth and immediately retake its form within seconds. A muscle as big as that was remade in seconds, so why the hell was the rest taking this long?!

Jaxx didn't get the answer to that question until decades(minutes) later when the pain finally started to stop as a happy and joyful laugh that pierced his(hers lmao) ears like a knife. Not because it was loud but because he was completely terrified of this Succubus! Oni! Demoness!

<That was fun! Sorry, I took my time cause it had been a while, almost forgot what to do for a second.>

LIES!

<Uaaaa~ You're so cute~! I really outdid myself! Congratulations!>

Stop congratulating me! I have done nothing but get tortured! Just wait till I get as strong as you gods and punch your face in! You goblin! Venomous woman!

'yes, thank you ma'am'

Jaxx rolled over and immediately thanked her as if it was natural... Is this psychological damage? Or is he just a pu-

<Good~! At least you have manners, now I need to give a name to this pretty little girl in front of me~>

'L... Little?'

<My,~ when it's like this I get nervous~>

'H- how little?'

<You're like my very own daughter now! Ah~ this nostalgic feeling~ I wonder how Eve is doing?>

"HOW LITTLE AM I!?!?'

<Jeez~ such a loud child. Alright, time to go now, I'll have to come up with a name later. Merge time~!>

'HOW SMALL AM I?! YOU JUST SAID CHILD RIGHT?!'

The sexy 'angel' like lady then turned into a mist that shrouded Jaxx' new body. He couldn't help but fall asleep immediately, having his last few senses fade away with the last thing he felt being a single tear dripping from his new eyelid.