New leases on life

I woke up as I always did, ate breakfast as I always did, and headed to school as I always did. I walked to school while reading a book online on my phone , though not a particularly interesting one though as I only read it to pass the time.And now, I am talking to you. Why?, you are thinking, are you giving a monologue when I am clearly by myself. Simple, because I am currently dying. and at this point, I'm losing way too much blood, so I'm currently hallucinating.Why am I dying? Even more simple, because I stupidly ran into the road to push some stupid classmate out of the way and in the process, getting hit by a school bus. The thing is, I give no two shits about that classmate, yet here I am, currently on the road.. dying.

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Oh would you look at that, someone's taking a video, that's cool, it's not like I'm dying and need an ambulance or anything....

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So this is death...it's oddly..comfortable. Kinda like when you find the perfect sleeping positio-

[SYSTEM INITIATED]

The Fuck?!

What the fuck is happening?!

[USER HAS MET REQUIREMENTS TO UNLOCK SYSTEM]

REQUIREMENTS-

-DIE

-SAVE A HUMAN IN DANGER

-ACCOMPLISH NOTHING EXTRAORDINARY IN LIFE BEFORE TIME OF DEATH

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Well screw you too computer voice.

Shit, first I die, and now I'm being insulted by some random voice in my head.I guess all religions were wrong about the afterlife after all. You don't go to heaven or reincarnate, you just end up getting insulted by some computer voice after you die.Ah fuck it, might as well listen to what it has to say, not like I'm in a rush to do anything else.

[YOU WILL BE REINCARNATED INTO A YOUNGER BODY OF YOURSELF]

[YOU WILL RETAIN ALL OF YOUR MEMORIES,ALONG WITH THE POTENTIAL AND TALENT OF YOUR PREVIOUS INCARNATIONS.YOU HAVE NO RESTRICTIONS TO YOUR POTENTIAL AND WILL BE ALLOWED TO VIEW MEMORIES OF YOUR PREVIOUS INCARNATIONS]

[LIVE LIFE AS YOU WISH, AND PREPARE FOR THE CHANGES THAT ARE TO COME TO YOUR WORLD]

Suddenly a face identical to mine appeared before me and smiled before speaking.

"Welcome to your new leases on life!"