“I’m the king now? This is going to be fun.” “Fun? I’m stuck in a dress, surrounded by scheming women.” Two best friends find themselves in a cultivation world—one’s a king, the other’s a concubine. “You charm, I’ll smash.” “Sounds like a plan.” Between court intrigue, catty concubines, and a kingdom falling apart, this duo plans to charm and smash their way to the top. If the world burns along the way? Well, no one’s perfect. (^_^) Warnings: -Dark humor -Manipulation and palace intrigue -LGBTQ+ themes -Scheming concubines -Mild violence and adult themes -Subtle emotional manipulation by an innocent-looking king! This duo isn't playing by the rules, and neither should you.
The murmur of voices in the court chambers was a familiar background hum, one that Zhihao had grown adept at tuning out while keeping a careful ear on key conversations. Today, however, his mind wasn't entirely on the usual political maneuvering. Something was amiss. There had been leaks—information he had carefully controlled slipping out and making its way to the Xu Kingdom. The court had grown even more dangerous.
But Zhihao never showed weakness. His face remained as it always was, soft smiles and calculated charm. He sat at the head of the court, his gaze sweeping the room as Minister Feng held his usual sway, commanding attention with his pompous arrogance.
Zhihao's attention drifted toward Minister Gao, a figure often overlooked in the grand schemes of the court. Gao had been supporting Zhihao's policies quietly, avoiding the spotlight, while backing the decisions that strengthened the kingdom. Gao was clever, strategic, and most importantly, he was not in Feng's camp.
An unexpected ally, Zhihao mused to himself, his fingers drumming lightly on the armrest of his throne. Gao's quiet presence had been a shield, allowing him to operate beneath the radar of more ambitious ministers. But now, Zhihao needed him to play a more active role. If Feng was to be toppled, Gao's influence would be crucial.
As the court meeting dragged on, Zhihao watched the flow of conversation, mentally calculating the next steps. The moment the session ended, he would approach Gao and solidify the alliance.
Minister Gao stood near the back of the court, as he usually did, observing the proceedings with a quiet intensity. The other ministers tended to overlook him, focusing on louder voices like Feng and Shen. But Gao preferred it that way. He had no desire for power grabs or political games that seemed to consume the others. His loyalty was to the kingdom and its stability.
But today, Gao had sensed something shifting. King Zhihao, once thought to be a weak ruler easily manipulated, had begun to exert his influence in subtle ways. Gao had noticed it first in the way Zhihao handled General Tian Yi, subtly gaining the military's loyalty. Then, the quiet but sharp moves in court, undermining Feng without ever openly opposing him.
This king isn't what he appears to be.
Gao had known that staying neutral wouldn't last forever, not with the brewing tensions. But the sudden glance from the king today confirmed it—Zhihao was reaching out. The question was, why?
As the court session drew to a close, the ministers slowly dispersed, engaged in their usual conversations about minor court matters. Zhihao rose from his seat, catching Gao's eye with a subtle nod.
"Minister Gao," Zhihao said smoothly, moving toward the man. His voice was pleasant, with the soft lilt of curiosity. "A word, if you have a moment."
Gao inclined his head respectfully. "Of course, Your Majesty."
Zhihao motioned for Gao to follow him into the side chamber, away from prying ears and eyes. Once they were alone, Zhihao's friendly demeanor didn't falter, though there was a certain intensity in his gaze. "You've been quietly supporting my policies, haven't you, Minister Gao?"
Gao met Zhihao's gaze without flinching. "I support what's best for the kingdom, Your Majesty. Stability and strength are what we need in these uncertain times."
Zhihao smiled faintly, though there was a sharper edge to it now. "And do you think that's what Minister Feng is providing?"
The air between them grew tense as Gao weighed his response. He had no love for Feng, but aligning too openly with Zhihao could make him a target.
"No," Gao finally said, his voice measured. "Feng's ambitions are his own. He seeks power for himself, not for the kingdom."
Zhihao's smile widened, satisfaction glimmering in his eyes. "Then we're in agreement. Feng has overstepped his bounds, and it's time we push back."
Gao remained silent for a moment, his mind calculating the risks. Zhihao's charm was undeniable, but there was a steel behind his words. The king was not asking for mere loyalty—he was demanding an alliance.
"What do you need from me, Your Majesty?" Gao asked quietly.
"Your influence," Zhihao replied, his voice soft but firm. "You've built relationships in the court that Feng underestimates. I need those connections to undermine him, to shift the court's balance in our favor."
Gao considered this carefully. Zhihao was right—his position in the court had allowed him to form alliances unnoticed by more powerful ministers like Feng. He could leverage those connections to discreetly chip away at Feng's influence. But there was still a nagging question that needed answering.
"And what of Minister Shen?" Gao asked, his tone cautious. "He's aligned with Feng and has been quietly building his own power base."
Zhihao's eyes narrowed slightly, though his smile never wavered. "Shen is ambitious, but he's not the immediate threat. Feng is the one driving the court into chaos. Deal with him first, and Shen will follow."
Gao nodded slowly, his mind made up. Aligning with Zhihao was a risk, but it was the right one. Feng's downfall would bring stability back to the kingdom, and if Zhihao continued to grow into his role, he might be the king the kingdom truly needed.
"I will do what is necessary," Gao said firmly.
Zhihao's smile softened, a hint of genuine warmth creeping into his expression. "I knew I could count on you, Minister Gao. Together, we will bring balance back to this kingdom."
General Tian Yi stood near the courtyard, his gaze distant as he watched the soldiers drill. His mind, however, was elsewhere. The king had tasked him with a mission—root out the traitors within the palace. It was a daunting task, and one that weighed heavily on him.
Tian Yi's loyalty to Zhihao had deepened over the past few weeks. The young king had proven himself far more capable than anyone had expected, but with that capability came a darker side. Tian Yi had seen glimpses of it—Zhihao's ruthless determination to protect his throne, his willingness to use anyone and anything to maintain control.
Tian Yi admired Zhihao's strength, but he couldn't ignore the growing paranoia he sensed in the king. There were spies in the palace, that much was true, but how many? And who could be trusted? The palace was a labyrinth of secrets, and Zhihao was walking a fine line between control and chaos.
As Tian Yi turned to leave, his thoughts drifted back to the conversation he had with Zhihao earlier that morning.
Earlier that morning...
Zhihao had summoned Tian Yi to his chambers, his expression calm but his eyes sharp with intent.
"I've received word that there are more spies in the palace," Zhihao had said, his voice low. "Someone is leaking our plans to the Xu Kingdom, and it's not just Feng. I need you to find out who."
Tian Yi had nodded, understanding the gravity of the task. "Do you have any suspects, Your Majesty?"
Zhihao's gaze had flickered with something dark—paranoia, perhaps, or suspicion. "It could be anyone. Even those who seem loyal. I trust you, Tian Yi, which is why I'm giving you this mission. But be careful. There are eyes everywhere."
Tian Yi had left the meeting with a heavy heart. He trusted Zhihao, but the growing paranoia worried him. The king was walking a dangerous path, and if he wasn't careful, he could alienate even his most loyal allies.
Back in the present...
Tian Yi shook off the lingering thoughts and focused on the task ahead. He would do as Zhihao asked—root out the traitors, secure the palace. But deep down, he couldn't shake the feeling that this was only the beginning. The court was a tinderbox, and all it needed was a spark.
Minister Feng, meanwhile, sat in his chambers, his mind churning. The confrontation with Zhihao had rattled him more than he'd care to admit. The king had proven himself far more dangerous than expected, and Feng knew his position was precarious.
He couldn't afford any more mistakes. Zhihao had already begun to undermine his influence, and now, whispers were circulating through the court. Feng had heard the rumors—rumors of Minister Gao quietly aligning himself with the king.
"Gao," Feng muttered under his breath, his hands curling into fists. He had underestimated the man's quiet influence, and now, it seemed Gao was positioning himself against him.
The king was building alliances, and Feng could feel the noose tightening around him. But Feng wasn't one to go down without a fight. He still had his connections, still had Concubine Xu and Minister Shen in his corner.
As long as he had allies, he could fight back.
But for the first time in years, Feng felt the stirrings of doubt. Zhihao was playing a different game—one that Feng hadn't anticipated.
The lines had been drawn, and war was coming to the court.
Small Theater: "Unexpected Allies"
Zhihao: (smiling innocently) “Minister Gao, you’ve been such a quiet supporter. I admire that. We need more stability in the court, don’t you think?”
Minister Gao: (internally sweating) “Stability... yes, of course, Your Majesty. Definitely not planning to get caught in the crossfire.”
Tian Yi: (watching Zhihao) “The king trusts me to root out traitors. But how am I supposed to do that when half the court already looks suspicious?”
Zhihao: (thinking) He’s right. Everyone looks suspicious.
Feng: (staring into the distance) “Gao? Really? Of all people to stab me in the back, it’s the quiet one? I should’ve known.” (sips wine bitterly)
Zhihao: (smiling darkly) “It’s always the quiet ones, Feng. Always.”