The Gobblewonker

I am warning you now this chapter is of very low quality so I am apologizing now and also I have been wondering would you guys like to see a Helluva Boss fanfic in the near future?

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I am currently sitting in a car with a blindfold over my eyes, "Why do we have to wear these, and are you wearing one too?" I ask right before my body flies into the car door next to me.

"Ha ha. Nah, but with these cataracts I might as well be." he replies, I sigh and reply "I'm going to die before this summer ends".

"Oh c'mon don't be like that Dipper" Mabel says while touching my face, making me laugh,

"Is that a woodpecker" I hear Stan ask, before also hearing wood break and felt myself floating in the air,

""AAAAAH"" Both me and Mabel scream.

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I am currently standing in front of Stan's car still blindfolded with Mabel which has a bunch of branches and leaves sticking out of it's grill.

"Okay, okay. Open 'em up!" We hear Stan say, I reach for the blindfold and take it off and take a look at the scenery around me, 'This lake looks pretty good' I think to myself.

"Ta-da! It's fishing season!" Stan shouts and Mabel responds, "Fishing"

"So why do you want to suddenly want to bond with us?" I ask while staring at the towns people here such as Manly Dan and his children Marcus, Kevin and Gus and that weirdo Tyler Cutebiker I never feel safe around that guy.

"Come on, this is gonna be great! I've never had fishing buddies before. The guys from the lodge won't go with me: they don't "like" or "trust" me." Stan practically pleads.

"C'mon Dipper I think he just wants fish with us" Mabel whispers to me.

I look towards the lake after Stan's slaps some terrible hats on us and see the man himself McGucket running this way while shouting "I SEEN IT! I SEEN IT AGAIN! The Gravity Falls Gobblewonker! Come quick before it scrabdoodles away!" I swear he ran into everything on his way from the dock to here.

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I'm currently sitting in Soos' boat after leaving Stan behind and honestly I feel bad about it, I can see him from here sitting alone on his boat.

"Alright. If we wanna win this contest, we've got to do it right! Think. What's the number one problem with most monster hunts?" I ask while looking at Soos and Mabel.

"You're a side character and you die within the first five minutes of the movie. Dude, am I a side character?! Do you ever think about stuff like that?" Soos asks making me rethink my life choices for 2 seconds before getting a grip.

"Yes I do but I'm talking about camera problems monster hunters always lose their cameras while about to catch the monster."

"So I bought a bunch of disposable cameras that I'm not revealing the locations for!" I shout.

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After somehow loosing 6 cameras I had on me even when I didn't even show Soos and Mabel where there were.

We land on the island and head off into the foggy forest, I look around the forest while holding the lantern we brought with us.

"This place is creepy" I say while walking in front of our ragtag group, "You got that right dude" Soos responds.

'Alot of the things that happened in the show haven't happened here, well guess that makes sense this is real life not a show anymore so there are bound to be things different' I sigh and keep walking.

'Like the beavers with the chainsaw, guess they just didn't get it here' I think to myself.

We keep walking until we make it to a clearing over the water, I walk over to what seems to be a normal rock and bang it with my fist while Mabel and Soos are looking over the ledge.

"Guys come over" I say, Mabel and Soos walk over and I pull out the camera under my hat, just as I did that the "rock" moved and towered over us.

"Guys run!" I shout and turn around to run with Mabel and Soos running after.

"Dudes was that the Gobblewonker?" Soos asks while barely keeping up with me and Mabel

"Yeah I thinks o but lets head back to the boat and take a picture while heading back towards the shore" I say as we approach the boat sitting in the water by the island.

I jump into the boat and help Soos onto the boat while Mabel climbs the mini stairs on the side, Soos runs over to the steering wheel after getting on the boat.

"Let's get outta here, dudes!" Soos shouts and puts the boat in reverse, I look back forward and see the Gobblewonker following us under the water.

"Crap Soos head over to that waterfall there might be a cave behind there" I shout at Soos and point at the waterfall we are approaching.

Soos reverses the boat just past the waterfall and puts it into forward and drives behind it into the cave there.

"Get out the boat!" I shout, "I don't think the Gobblewonker can fit into this cave!" I jump of the boat where the water ends in the cave followed by Mabel and Soos. Just in time for us to get of the waterfall splits and a Nessie looking monster appears.

We turn around to see the Gobblewonker stuck in the, I pull out one of my cameras and take a picture, "You got a good one" Mabel asks and I just nod.

"Dudes is the Gobblewonker sparking?" Soos asks before I could say the same thing.

I walk towards the "monster" and knock on it a few times causing it to make some metallic sounds.

I climb onto it and find the hatch where McGucket should be, "Guys come look at this!" I shout and pry the hatch open to see the old man messing with some controls.

"Work the bellows and the...Eh? Aww, banjo polish!" shouts McGucket and I just stare at him while Mabel is climbing up the Gobble mech.

"W- why did you make this" stutters Mabel.

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I am currently sitting on Gruncle Stan's boat while Mabel and Soos are fishing with them, I am thinking about what I could do with the cave behind the waterfall I asked McGucket If he could leave the Gobblewonker there and I plan to turn that cave into a base of sorts.

I sigh and head pick up my fishing rod and help Stan and the rest with fishing, 'This is nice'.

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