12. Too Much Information Is Bad For An Idiot

[You Have Leveled Up]

[You Are Now Level 13]

"Fucking hell...". Arthur drowned himself with killing and killing to escape thinking about the contents of the gacha box, and even the thought of trying.

Just the absolute possibilities and mysteries that one box had was far too much for Arthur. Though it may seem over the top, or even weird, Arthur felt a lot of pressure.

"I wanna just give up man."

[You Have Gained 15 Exp][x14]

"I fucking wanna just die!". Arthur broke down. At that moment he was much calmer than much earlier.

"Calm down, it's too early for this... Haaaaaaaa."

[You Have Gained 15 Exp][x21]

After killing all the goblins in the village one more, Arthur took a little break and sat down and started to think.

"Guess based on some cliche's i'll have to fight gods some day huh. Can't wait... I guess.". Arthur was completely deprived of a playful energy. All the words that came out of Arthur's mouth were filled with anomisity and words that had no emotions.

"Shitting hell, this feels so awkward... Really doesn't feel right when your entire personality falls and breaks, hahaha!"

"Just skip this, let's get back to opening that gacha box."

***

Arthur opened the Gacha Box as much as he could. But he didn't aim for the the mythical tier at all. He mainly just wanted the legendary tier.

With a simple-

"Not so simple math! The fuck took me so long!"

It would take around a normal mathematical calculation of ten thousand tries to even get one.

"I got confused cause I thought it was only 2 decimals, but it's a percent, so I actually had to add 2 more. Fucking math."

But luckily Arthur's chances are higher as he now has 3 Gacha boxes. Arthur got curious on where his Gacha boxes were even coming from. So he checked his achievements and realized it was on the Stats section.

[Level][Exp][STAT][Morph]

[Get A Stat At 30][125/30][Gacha Box]

[Get A Stat At 50][125/50][Gacha Box]

[Get A Stat At 70][125/70][Gacha Box]

[Get A Stat At 100][125/100][Gacha Box]

[Get A Stat At 130][125/130][Gacha Box]

[Get A Stat At 170][125/170][Gacha Box][2x]

While checking the Achievements, Arthur also got his first item box, it was a skill and weapon box, from the [Level] and [Exp] achievements.

Arthur didn't open these at the moment though. As Arthur wanted to focus on the Gacha Box more, and the tools later when he was finished with the gacha box and relaxed from absolute mind numbness after opening boxes for so long.

"Well, if I do it fast enough, it won't even take me a year! It's even better that Gacha Boxes are instant!". Arthur was extremely happy about that feature.

Now after just a couple openings, Arthur already managed to get an epic reward.

"It was only the tenth reset, 30 opens, but 10 sounds better."

It didn't take long actually to get the legendary reward. As after just a couple days of collective restarting, with Arthur's bad luck, Arthur finally got his first [Legendary] reward. But celebrating it...? Well, we will have to see.

[Congratulations! You Gained 5 Vitality Stats!]

"Well that's shit, restart!"

Well a couple days may be what it will take. But as you can't choose the rewards, multiple rewards just meant, it won't be as easy as just getting legendary.

Arthur at least wanted all the 3 special legendary rewards, with his 3 Gacha boxes.

A couple more months went by. Arthur has gotten legendary items 2 times, but all of them were useless. This was the third time Arthur got a legendary reward, and finally he got it.

[Congratulations! You Gained A [S][Skill Box]!]

"Oh fuck you! But... If I do think about it... The level cap is not entirely useful to me right now... Ok fine... I'll take this... But! I kinda do want two pets... But with the chance it was not an animal... Fine!"

Arthur was satisfied with the skill box and now continued with 3 Gacha boxes. With only two left, his chances have become lower. Time will only tell, what his rewards will be.

[Congratulations! You Gained A +5 Agility Stat!]...

"No!"

[Congratulations! You Gained A [World Map]!]

"Oh what the fuck! That surprised me, hahaha! I thought we were doing a fail montage. Well, i'll take it."

Arthur got lucky and got the world map, which would surely help him far greater than he would expect... In the hopeless section. "What-!"

[Congratulations! You Gained [Guardian Voucher]!]

"Oh what are the fucking chances!". Without any more useless rewards, Arthur got the actual only thing he cared about the legendary prize pool, just the second legendary he got.

"Well, i'm finally done after all of that! Now it's time to open the boxes. This probably won't take long... I mean... It already has a tier. And any S rank skill will be good right, this game is at least smart... Right?". Don't worry there won't be any jinxes.

Arthur has checked his inventory and opened his lowest and single type of box.

[Congratulations! You Gained A [3 Star][E][Axe]!]

"Wait.. there are stars to weapons? Is 3 better than 1? Or is 1 better than 3?.". Arthur didn't want to just throw it away. Well, it was an axe, but he didn't really use a sword before either, so the chances of an axe being better is high. But Arthur had no way of knowing.

"Wait... I have a help feature! I fucking forgot!"

With a quick opening of the meneu, and a quick click on help, Arthur got his answer.

[Items Are Divided With Tiers Of F To S Tiers With F Being The Lowest And S Being The Highest.]

[These Tiers Are Then Divided To 3 Parts With 1 Star Weapons To 3 Star Weapons, 1 Star Being The Worst.]

"Ohh... But wait what about [L] tier weapons."

[L Tiers Are Not Categorized As A Tier Of An Item. The Tier Of L Is Only Known For Weapons Above The Mortal Realm. Such They Are Not Categorized As Such A Simple Word Of Item.]

"Uhhh... Ok... I'll just keep the axe... Thank you...". Arthur closed the help and continued to open another box.

[Congratulations! You Gained The Skill [Running]!]

"Well... That's kinda helpful... Oh wait! I forgot to save! Fuck! Well I guess it is helpful, I can't open it again, hahaha.". With a slight mistake on hand, Arthur made sure to save this time.

"You know, I always feel like things don't express much, like some details just don't get told and skipped. But hey, this is why comments are for, and there is none, so how-"

Arthur opened his [S] tier skill box and prayed for an amazing skill.

[Congratulations! You Gained The Skill [Telepathy]!]

"No! Could be useful... But bullshit! Reset! Not fucking right now support skills!"

[Congratulations! You Gained The Skill [Instant Regeneration]!]

"No! Would be amazing, but an attack? Hello? I am immortal! I don't need regeneration!"

[Congratulations! You Gained The Skill [Fly]!]

"Ok... That sounds very helpful... And actually tempting.... like really so... but I really do want an offensive skill... Ahhhhh!!! I'll get to fly next time! I'll be back fly skill! I swear! No! I want it! But I can't! Ahhhhh!". Arthur soon reset, and rejected the flight skill. But he did fly around for a couple days just for the feel of it. He even met Seya to show her him flying, maybe that could be uploaded as extra if someone as-

[Congratulations! You Gained The Skill [Ultimate Support]!]

"What the fuck, I said I wanted an offensive skill. Ok who said it wouldn't be a jinx... Huh! Get the fuck out of here!". Whoever that was, sucks. Arthur got angry and punched the air multiple times. Such a person should be punished.

[Congratulations! You Gained The Skill [Rick Roll]!]...

[Congratulations! You Gained The Skill [Meme Pop Up]!]...

[Congratulations! You Gained The Skill [Dancing Monkey]!]...

[Congratulations! You Gained The Skill [Tight Rope World War]!]....

[Congratulations! You Gained The Skill [Depressed Kid]!]

[Congratulations! You Gained The Skill [What Gender?]!]

"Ok...! Let us stop there. What the fuck has this turned into. How many useless skills would I fucking get. Please be a useful skill!"

[Congratulations! You Gained The Skill [Sword King]!]

"Oh hell yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!". Arthur dances like an idiot and jiggles his hips like a maniac. "Oh yeah baby! Fucking after all those stupid bullshit I got yeah man! How does that feel huh! Huh! You fucking jinxed, you fucking bitch! You dare jinx me, now what's up! I got a fucking [Sword King] shit how powerful even ks this".

Arthur was extremely excited to use this new skill. For a totally different type of skill that has appeared from the rest. That skill would definitely help him kill that goblin.

But there is one thing Arthur failed to notice.

[Sword King][Lv. 1]

[As the first person to hold the sword. He who made the arts of sword. With the perfected skill passed to each generation. The style of this sword has gained its rightful name. The Sword King, as the king of all sword styles. With a sword in hand, you are unparalleled.]

Arthur looked at his hand. In his hand was a gigantic battle axe half his size.

"Well... Fuck you."