At your house . . . with Joseph ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ

You glance at your watch. 8:46. You point at your house and say to Joseph, "This one. The one with the red door." He slows to a stop in front and turns off the engine. You unbuckle your seatbelt and get out of the car. Joseph does the same. He looks up at the house and says, "This is your house? It's nice." You smile and say, "You should see John's, his is huge." Joseph looks at you and smirks. "What huge again?" You glance at him and shake your head. Joseph laughs his butt off as you pull out your keys. "I'm so sorry, I have a dirty mind. You do too cause you got the joke.", he says as you open the door and walk in, Joseph following behind you. "Bolt! Where are you, boy?", you yell. 5 seconds later, Bolt comes running down the hall and into your arms. "Hey, Bolty! How was your day?", You say as he licks your face. You carry him over to Joseph and say, "Look Bolty, it's a new hooman. His name's Joseph. No biting him, he's cool."