Farewell

Sigh, it finally happened, my final chapter has been uploaded, and now...

I feel empty.

To think almost 300 days has passed since I first started writing, just the sheer amount of effort I poured into this hobby is quite insane really.

And now... and now, it's finally over.

Hundreds of chapters written throughout multiple novels.

Freidrich Braun

Kang Dahsoo

Saiki Midoriya

Vlad Roseheart

Rintarou Okabe

Mister K

K

Kira

Hououin Kyouma

Tanaka Akihiko

Freidrich Braun 2

Freidrich Braun the Cheater

And finally, our final main character, Lute Stolas

I have written so fucking much that I have almost forgotten the names of my precious main characters, but they stay near and dear to my heart (except Saiki Midoriya, he's my dark past).

Gah, my emotions are just overflowing right now. Melancholy, nostalgia, sadness, a bittersweet tune, an empty soul, hundreds of hours has culminated into my most evil scheme yet: A cliffhanger ending.

YES! THE TRUE FINAL BOSS WAS ME ALL ALONG!

THE VERY MOMENT MY END NEARED, I CREATED THIS VILE SCHEME THAT SHALL CAUSE OTHERS TO WALLOW IN MISERY!

MY DESPAIR?! NAY! IT IS OUR DESPAIR!

THE MOMENT I FALL IS THE DAY DARKNESS SHALL RUE THE LAND! AHAHAHAHA!

WRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Anyways, I just really wanted you guys to really experience a sad ending.

There ain't no happy ending if I'm the one dying, and in this case, the literal end of my writing journey.

There's no conclusion, there's no more chapters, what you are left with is a cliffhanger to Volume 7.

Oh, I can just feel your misery pouring in! I am truly so vile, so wretched!

I am so... empty.

But, I know for a fact that this novel is gonna change some lives in the future. Who knows, I might become the reason someone becomes an author.

Or... A fucking sugar daddy. If you became rich because you followed my advise, please become my sugar daddy.

I'm your fucking benefactor! I'm your goddamn Old Ancestor! The guy in the ring who imparts wisdom to the stupid main character!

You are that main character because your mental health is so fucking bad!

Anyways, any sugar daddies out there willing to take me in, just call me ;)

Yes, I'm unscrupulous, I'm squeezing the fucking value out of this novel.

As long as it's not zero, I'd take the chance to potentially nurture some sugar daddies in the future and have you become indebted to me through my wisdom.

You really think I was imparting valuable advise without any potential gain?!

Maybe it'd increase my karma or some shit if I was the reason someone influential was born and I'd have a better next life.

Maybe I indirectly caused a famous author to be born, then I'd definitely gain something from that shit because I implanted the seed of gratitude deep into your brains since long ago.

Yeah, you really think my schemes are only in novels?! Bitch, I've been scheming since I started preaching mental health!

It was all a fucking ploy. It was all a plan to increase my chances of becoming someone's benefactor, their Old Ancestor!

Though the chances are slim, it's not fucking zero!

So work hard for me, and remember to ingrain my lessons into your brain, especially GRATITUDE!

Don't forget to repay your debt to me when you somehow become successful in the future!

And that's the end of NoNameDeity's wacky author life, ending it with a bang as he hopes to have a sugar daddy in the future from his schemes.

Will he succeed and get a sugar daddy? Will he be the sugar daddy? Will he finally get the boywife of his dreams? Will he turn into an actual villain in real life after he takes his first step into becoming a manipulator? Will he GET A BOYWIFE?! Or will he get a girlfriend? What future lies ahead in store for NoNameDeity?!

Only time will tell, for NoNameDeity's journey was far from over!

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Okay, we can stop acting sad now. I've clearly stated before that I've already started writing Volume 7 so no need to panic.

Anyways, any boywife out there, just call me ;)

Man, the bisexual struggle is too fucking hard. Women? Fuck me, I have no experience with women, and the previous "I'M STUPID" incident where I realized how dense I was made me discourage to even think of getting into a relationship with a girl.

Men though... Getting a boywife would be a lot more feasible, though it's as difficult as traversing heaven and earth!

So yeah, I definitely won't be hopeful for love anytime soon.

Anyways, let's talk about when my true end is going to be. I'd say around the end of October, so my lifespan has been increased by a couple months, which was kind of surprising.

Am I already scheming for another banger of an ending that will make you guys curse my name for multiple generations till the end of time? Wel, let's just say if the opportunity arises, I'd definitely take it.

Update: Shiver me timbers, look at this little bitch saying farewell so early. Heck, he should have just said goodbye while there was still the chance and didn't go down that dark path of Confession Arc.

Hey, it's your author again from April 9, 2023. Having fun with the little updates future me has written already in earlier chapters? Yeah, it's your present/past author here right now.

My spiritual retreat has been fun but alas, fate beckons for me to continue writing for you little leeches so here I am. I'll keep this short so yeah, be sure to check out my others if you have the time. I assure you, I've definitely gotten better because guess what, I've started rewriting and editing the first drafts of my chapters, like damn!

I spent over 450+ days not editing my first drafts. That just speaks tantamount to my lazy nature.