Waking up early today I get up and get ready before heading to the living room, seeing the room empty and hearing noise from Kiritsugu's room, I pull look through the kitchen and pantry, pulling out a bunch of different ingredients I magic myself and Kiritsugu breakfast, Omelet, rice and toast.
Seeing my actions, I hear Kiritsugu choke on his own spit and trip over nothing, it seems he hasn't gotten over last night, probably tried to make himself believe that last night was just a dream and none of it really happened, then I go and magically crush that hope.
Sitting down at the table we eat our breakfast before Kiritsugu asks about my magic.
"Did you just use true magic to make breakfast"
"Yes, nether of us can cook so"
"Do you even understand what you just did, you literally used the power of a miracle that defies the Lars of reality to, make breakfast"
"Yeah, I know"
"I'm pretty sure any legitimate magus would try to kill you if they discovered what you did. No they would probably choke to death on their own blood from rage at what they would see as 'blasphamy' before they had the chance"
"Cool. so, like your breakfast"
"It's pretty good. So, your magic, you gave me an example yesterday of it but what does it actually do, all I saw was a couch appear out if nowhere"
"Hmmmm. The best way to explain it is that the magic gives me an innate ability to create illusions, like this"
Using my power I make an illusion over Kiritsugu breakfast, his Omelet and bowl of rice now has a illusion of omurice over it, kind of like one picture over the other.
"Now with the illusion in place I swap them around, like this"
With a thought the illusion and reality swap and it looks exactly the same, the only difference being what's real and what's not. the inlet and rice has become an illusion while the omurice has become real, however because the illusion is still up nothing looks different.
"Now it has swapped"
Removing the illusion on his food, him inlet and rice is now an omurice and the bowl holding the rice is away on the cuppboard as if it was never used, which it never was.
" Usually I do all three steps at the same time. Creating the illusion, swapping the illusion with reality and finally removing the illusion, giving the appearance of stuff appearing out of no where"
"Can you only affect inorganic matter or can you affect organic matter to"
Playing the part of an eight year old child I give Kiritsugu a plank stare, I mean what child knows what organic and inorganic mean, none that's who.
"What"
Realising who he's talking to Kiritsugu changes the question.
"Sorry can you affect living things or only non living things like food and furniture"
Hearing the question I give Kiritsugu a grin that any prankster knows, one that induces fear into all on the receiving end.
"Wanna see"
" Wait, hold up a second Nick, I don't know what your thinking but"
Seeing my smile and world, Kiritsugu starts to visibly panic and they to say something but its to late.
"To late. Supreme illusionary pranking art, changing world"
In a flash of light which I deliberately created for special effects Kiritsugu experience something impossible. While I laugh like a kid who just succeeded an awesome prank, which I just did, Kiritsugu is currently freaking out. Feeling a unknown weight on his chest he look down to see something no man should have, breasts, freaking out even further he reached between his leg feeling for something which is no longer there. Having reached the point of having a panic attack Kiritsugu screams at me in his now feminine voice.
"What the hell did you do"
Having heard his voice he covers his mouth and freaks out even more. While my newly made mother is having a mental breakdown I personally can't stop laughing, Kiritsugu's reaction is honestly hilarious, I'm currently rolling around the flood trying to regain my breath, which is harder than it sounds.
"Turn me back right this instant"
Playing innocent, I look at Kiritsugu with puppy eyes and reply.
"What do you mean mum, turn what back"
'CRACK' Kiritsugu's reaction is priceless, I can almost see his face cracking, infact I used my magic to make a cracking sound to finish the effect and his 'her' reaction is priceless.
Having spent the last fifteen minutes laughing, I finally calm down and agree to change Kiritsugu back.
"Why are you looking at me like that, come on it was funny"
"No"
"Boring party pooper, you have no sense of humour. By the way what was that black stuff in your body"
Noticing the curse is his body when I changed it I got rid of it, making him as good as new. However the confused look on hill face tells me he had no idea what I was talking about.
"When I used my magic on you I noticed and strange black gunk in your body, it disgusted me to look at so I got rid of it"
Hearing my words Kiritsugu shows an extremely serious expression on his face before asking about it.
"What black stuff, can you show me"
Nodding to him I use my magic to create the curse that was inside him into a bowl on the table. Looking at the curse in the bowl a shoked look appears on his face as he realised what this was and what it meant.
"Nicholas, are you sure you found this in my body"
Nodding I reply.
"Yep, it was mostly in your circuits, but there were also little bits of it here and there"
with a serious look and then a smile he says.
"I see, thank you"
"for what"
"Saving my life. That is an extremely old, powerful and evil curse that would have no doubt killed me in a matter of years, by removing it you saved my life, thank you"
"Well you saved my life So I save yours, sound fair don't you think"
Smiling he replies.
"Yes"