Chapter 56

"So, Why the hell are you here, sleeping on my couch"

"I'm hiding"

As I said, I'm currently hiding at Axle's place in the world of one piece I wait for the bomb Irisveil dropped to blow over, I give it six to eight months before I can return.

So I'm making the most of it by playing FGO on Axle's couch. I currently just beat the remnants and started the lost belts.

"I see that, what I'm asking is why and from who"

"The who is every female I'm close to, as for the why, Irisveil asked for grandkids"

"Oh, I get it"

"Yep, so I'm hiding here till it blows over"

"It's not going to blow over. Things will settle down, however when some major event or incident happens regardless of the kind, it's gonna surface and explode again. For example, I can guarantee the after the grail war is over, you end up in a, hay, how many girlfriends do you have, nine, you will end up in a ten way. I can guarantee it"

What is this moron on about, he has no idea.

"Wrong, for starters I don't have a girlfriend, hell I haven't even kissed a girl. I'll admit I close to them, good friends however were not in that kind of relationship"

"But they want to be, so, your screwed. The sooner you accept it and allow them to screw you the sooner you can move on"

"Ha, shows what you know, I'm not gonna give up my dense main character status just yet, I still need to beat Ichika Orimura from infinite Stratos for densest Main character"

"Seriously. your an idiot, out of all the possible Main character's and traits you choose. I give up, why couldn't you chose something cooler"

Oh my god, he's right, it was so simple.

"Axle, you truly are an amazing friend"

"What"

"You have opened my eyes, I will become the pirate King. Axle, get me a pirate hat and a ship"

"I give up"

Seven month's later

So here I stand, into his mountain of God. Staring as the seemingly endless army of angels fly towards me and my allies. The last six months of effort has led us to this.

"Long live the goddess of harvest, let us defeat the false god and his army"

As expected of Hajime, truly an inspiration.

"Can I leave this to you Nicholas"

"I'd come with you, bit I just haven't been the same since I took that arrow to the knee. So you go ahead. Take you harem of bunny, dragon and angel and rescue you Loli vampire wife leave this to us"

"Right"

And off they go, up to Ehit's domain, I would go with them, but like I said, ever since I took that arrow to the knee, I just haven't been the same.

It's been a wild past few months. It all started after leaving Axle's place, immediately after setting sale I got lost but I refused to give up, after a month at sea I got bored and was about to rage quit before a random hole in space opened right Infront of me, walking through I found my self here.

After months of hard work, near death experiences, heart ache and loss, we are finally at the end. But I have become jaded and can no longer return to ordinary life for I am an avenger and I will not stop until.

"There you you. What the hell happened, how did you even end up here. and what is up with those clothes"

Looking to my left I see Axle, how did he even find me.

"Axle, my old friend to think we would see each other like this, the tim-"

"Ok I'm gonna stop you right there, I don't know what kind of chuni phase your going through, but seriously what is up with those clothes, actually what with your whole style.

Your wearing more black them a widow at their spouses funeral, your left arm is covered in bandages and your hair is snow white, and is that the Sharingan"

"Ahhhh, do not speak about the cursed arm, for just spe-"

"Ok enough of that. Anyway, you asked me to let you know what the grail war was gonna start. It should be starting in about a week"

Well this changes everything.

"Already, and it was just about to get fun, anyway, I'll finish this then head over, thanks for the heads up"

"All good, cya"

Just like that he's gone, well I should probably deal with this.

"Um, Nicholas"

"HM yes"

"What was that"

"Long story, anyway, I got to go. Don't work I'll help you out here first. Also tell Hajime I had fun traveling with him when he gets back. I'll think the heard for you before I leave"

In a burst of speed beyond what any of them thought possible ninety percent of Ehit's army was wiped out, there are still a few thoughts of them left, enough for the army to deal with. Anyway, time to return home, it's a shame I couldn't milk the whole chuni thing a bit longer, bit it was fun while it lasted, besides, I got a grail war to win.