Passing Tutorial, Being a wholesome Bastard

Oh Fuck Yes Baby!! Having so much OPness, I can fucking outright DESTROY fuckers like Zouken Matou, Michael Roa Valdamjong(Dead Apostle Ancestor) as I will some or the other way get Mystic Eyes of Death Perception to be honest. Hahahahaha....

(Several EVIL alignment Fuckers got a chill down their backs)

[Some time later]:

After my miniature episode where I went crazy with power for a second I calmed down and realized I still needed to do actual work and for that I had to at least finish the tutorial. So closing my [Status] and returning to the {Main Menu} I waited for Garf to continue.

[Kinda went a little stir-crazy there huh Champion? Hmm I won't say anything so let's move on. Inventory is self-explanatory and the only thing you really need to know is that there's a filter if you're looking for something specific and that you can equip Equipment like weapons and armor or other clothing from there.]

So the same as original with a little upgrade?

[Reputation has two systems which it operates under. The first is the 'true' Reputation system which ranges from At War to Exalted status. The second system it operates under is known as the 'false' Reputation system or the Informal system. The second system lists your actual relationship with who/whatever such as acquaintances, friends, best friend, siblings, parents, etc. I'll put below the first system's rankings for you to look at.]

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Reputation

Reputation is the beliefs or opinions that are generally held about someone or something. This helps you know if you are hated or loved by someone. There are individuals, groups, organizations, etc. that are represented by Reputation.

At War:

You are absolutely loathed by this faction/person. You have a high chance of being attacked by this person or faction without any mercy. -150% [Reputation] Gain, -120% Money Gain, -150% [Teamwork] Effectiveness.

Hated:

You are hated by this person/faction and will be attacked if the chance appears. -100% [Reputation Gain], -80% Money Gain, -100% [Teamwork] Effectiveness.

Unfriendly:

This person/faction more than dislikes you and doesn't consider you a friend in any definition of the word. They don't exactly hate your guts so being attacked still has a chance of happening but less so than Hated. -50% [Reputation] Gain, -40% Money Gain, -50% [Teamwork] Effectiveness.

Disliked:

You are disliked by this person/faction. You have a very low chance of being attacked but will be depending on your actions. -25% [Reputation] Gain, -20% Money Gain, -25% [Teamwork] Effectiveness.

Neutral:

You are neutral to this person/faction. They either don't care about you or don't know you. Your chances of being attacked are near non-existent unless you attack them first or your actions affect them negatively.

Liked:

This person or faction like you. You gain additional rewards when questing with people/factions with this reputation. +20% [Reputation] Gain, +20% Money Gain, +20% [Teamwork] Effectiveness.

Friendly:

This person or faction considers you a friend. You gain a good deal of additional rewards when questing with people/factions of this reputation. +40% [Reputation] Gain, +40% Money Gain, +40% [Teamwork] Effectiveness.

Honored:

This person/faction is on very good terms with you. You gain loads of additional rewards when questing or interacting with people/factions of this reputation. +60%[ Reputation] Gain, +60% Money Gain, +60% [Teamwork] Effectiveness.

Exalted:

You're seen as a hero or an epitome of everything good in the world with this person or organization. You will never be attacked by this person/faction as long as you maintain this reputation with them. You gain staggering amounts of additional rewards when interacting/questing with people or factions with this reputation. +120% Money Gain, +100% [Teamwork] Effectiveness. When [Reputation] is maxed +50% to [Teamwork] Effectiveness and Attributes while fighting alongside the person/faction.

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Hmm the same Reputation/Affection system I am majorly familiar with, nothing new about that.

Alright seems simple enough to understand. Basically don't piss anyone off and we won't have any problems. Not like I'm gonna cause many problems… not. Well I'm basically at reputation, At War, with the elder Matou and Kirei Kotomine even if they don't know it yet.And as I think about it, UBW Sakura was at Exalted with that UBW Shirou Bastard right! Like the fucker was the personification of teenage mistakes for Archer EMIYA to look back at. Still the fucker decided to be an awesome wingman for the UBW bastard.

[Well you don't really have any money on you so I can't really walk you through the process but I'll show you what the [Shop] interface is like. Open up the [Shop]]

'Tch [Shop] You are a smug bastard you know that'

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{Shops}

[General Store]

- General Store: A general store which sells the majority of stuff that doesn't include pets, mounts, Skill books, weapons, armor, or other armaments. If you want to buy some chips, look here. Looking for the heart of a Dragon, your best bet is that you find it here. Has a search and filter option to help look for things better.

[Golden Treasury Armaments]

- Golden Treasury Armaments: A shop which takes after the name of the King's Treasury. All types of weapons, armor, and other armaments can be found here. At higher Player Levels you can buy higher rank armaments. Has a search and filter option to help look for things better.

[Skill Shop]

- Skill Shop: The Skill Shop is a store that is specialized in selling all types of Skill books which range from mundane things like Cooking to galaxy-destruction skills like *#)%( &%. At higher Player Levels you can buy higher rank Skill Books. Has a search and filter option to help look for things better.

[Gacha]

-Gacha: Gacha is a part of store operating on Gacha Tokens which are exceedingly rare due to the fact that you are an overpowered fucker so giving you items which will actually be useful to you will require the items to be OP enough thus reducing the chance of Gacha. On a better note, every item gained by gacha shall at least be a [B+] level item/skill/Companion gem.

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You are becoming exceedingly smug Garf and I like that! Man, your personality's the same as that one fucker who was my best friend during HighSchool!! Keep up the shitty work!

Alright Let's get the sass in my tone! I kinda feel like channeling my inner Kirito for my meeting with Kiristugu (Abridged i.e the Kirito with an actual personality). As a matter of fact I am as insecure as the fucker as well. Kinda makes sense to send an insecure inferiority complex asshole to this despairing universe. For all the dark shit this universe comes up with, it is in need of some real sass. Guess what Alaya! I am gonna be a better jerk than Your Counter-Guardian EMIYA! Just wait you fucker! The day I meet up with you,we are having a sass battle(read *Dick Measuring Contest*), well because no one else would want to do that with me.God I am so insecure, why the fuck's am I so insecure?

Well aside from the fact that I was a borderline sociopath with almost no friends whose only good friends remained with him till Highschool adding the fact that I was a Corporate Slave with no social life even a fake one... God! I know why I am so insecure... This is really not helping my cause.

Kiristugu's coming for me, I need to handle this maturely... FUCK! Even if I am Overpowered as fuck, I can't exactly fabricate a goddamn lie to Kiristugu FUCKING Emiya. The fucker has probably dealt with professional Liars in his life.. Fuck..

Actually, I am a kid with a new slate for life, I am not a insecure sociopathic Jerk Corporate slave. Kiristugu will have no reason to Off me except my lies which he will suspect as nervousness due to me being an amnesiac kid. God I hope I am not offed by that bastard. It will be quite shitty to be reborn, get through a fiery hell with PTSD, survivor's guilt, my already developing self esteem issues along with my jackass personality and be killed off as a side character on my first day.

Looking back on that shows me how deep seated my issues already are. Hope I will have Sakura as a lover. I really need someone to keep me grounded and not attempt something as absurd as trying to fucking Murder Primate Murder (Fou). Actually that's a good goal to achieve. Wait no no no... That's not a Good goal to achieve... Maybe?

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[Endgame Quest: Kill/Imprison/Tame Primate Murder, the Evil of Human]

You are a borderline pyscho so of course you will be thinking over how to kill Primate Murder of all things. This type of shit is the reason you have survived the Void as far as I am concerned. Anyways, Primate Murder in this timeline is Fou(Merlin's partner/pet) so you will not fight him(it). In other words, whenever you get into an alternate timeline, there is a high chance of encountering a raving Primate Murder due to you being assigned a quest over it. The quest is simple: Kill(borderline impossible due to its healing factor being instantaneous and it having HIGH defence) Primate Murder, Imprison him(it) or Tame him(it) Do you want to commit to such a thing?

Objective: Kill/Imprison/Tame Primate Murder

Reward: 60 levels, 5000 extra stats,Title:[Killer of Evil of Human],All kinds of [EXCALIBUR]

Failure: [Death] of you and your whole timeline due to you being the only reason Alaya and Gaia have not erased this Anomaly

Accept?

Y/N

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The fuck's that quest. Actually, might as well accept it as I quite hell am not going to go into an alternate timeline without being Powerful enough to obliterate Primate Murder.

In hindsight, I should have known that what with my shitty luck and the Protagonist Skill, I would be getting dragged into some shit.

Well the rewards for all that shit's good but why so much sass Garf? Oh wait, I am gradually processing all my issues, Garf's a part of my personality as far as I am concerned what with us being spiritually the same being. So he is getting all my sass just without the extreme self esteem issues because he literally can't feel anxiety due to being a [6 dimensional] being. Oh Fuck you Smug Bastard.

(A/N: I forgot to add this explanation but MC's soul was quite literally in the void and no one and I mean no one comes out of it quite sane so the ROB governing our resident MC quite literally used the cracked part of his soul as the basis for his AI as only something incomprehensible can handle being an AI for the [Gamer] powers, this explanation was transferred into his head during the tutorial but he didn't pay attention to it. Now the thing is coming up)

[+10 Int and Wis for coming to a decent conclusion]

Oh yeah, my stat gaining speed is about X10 the original. But is there a stat cap per level, I mean like I can only gain about 20 stats per level?

[+10 Int and Wis for coming to a much important topic than your shitty issues]

Wow, insulting myself without pause, wonder what that says about myself. Anyways, I should start channeling my inner Kirito as Kiristugu's coming. Wait, Didn't Kiristugu come after about 3 days of Shirou gaining consciousness? Holy Shit I am fucked!

(A/n: Next up, Jackassery with our boy [Magus Killer]. Honestly speaking I don't think he will mind the little ball of issues that is our Shirou as he has handled far much pain and a baby sized jerk will be more wholesome than troublesome to him and well the point is Kiristugu at this point is a defeated little shit so even with his detective instincts which will shit our MC up in the following talk, he is not as paranoid as before to actually consider murdering a little child because he is more than what appears to be on the surface.)