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Farmer Husband Is A Scholar; Hubby, Be My Teacher!

#System, #Farming, #Embroidery, #Education, #Cattles After drowning in the ocean, Tang Yu, a famous fashion designer from America, woke up as the magistrate's lazy daughter, who had been recently married off into a farmer's family! But, Tang Yu wasn't horrified, but thrilled. "I love adventure! Ancient China is just wow!" People: "Your culinary skills are the greatest of all time! I heard you cooked for the emperor's birthday banquet! Whom did you learn it from?" Tang Yu: Thank you. My mother-in-law taught me. Mother-in-law: But my cooking skill isn't half as good as yours! People: You harvested three silos of rice this year, which no other family has ever produced individually in the village! How did you do that? Tang Yu: It's four actually, and my father-in-law taught me. Father-in-law: Why could I myself never harvest a full silos though? People: You just took a dive in the river, and got up with an armful of fish! Do you have magic or what? Tang Yu: Nice joke, but my brother-in-law taught me. Brother-in-law: It takes me a day to catch four fish! People: Empress said the hanfu she donned in the lantern festival was designed by you! Where did you pick up such great skills? Tang Yu: Oh, my sister-in-law taught me. Sister-in-law: But, I never got any order from a big family! Not even from the village head's family! People: You become the district topper in the board examination! Who is your teacher? How much did you pay? Tang Yu blushed: My husband taught me for free. Husband: That's a lie, wife paid the tuition fees with her wobbly legs and broken voice.

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Ex-boyfriend Episode Two.

Xiao Hengyang rubbed his hands together in a lewd gesture. "Not that you are a virgin anymore, but I don't mind." He said with a crooked smile. "The rough peasant must be enjoying his nights bouncing on your soft flesh under his hard physique—"

Tha!

Xiao Hengyang was sent spinning through full-rotations on impact. He spun full-circle thrice, before his legs gained some stability. His affected ear buzzed, and cheek swelled up, as he stared at Tang Yu with horrified eyes. 

He was statued with legit shock. It was as if he was looking at a ghost. Did she just slap him… that hard?! Just as the shock waned, fury trickled through him. "Bitch—"

Cough!

Cough!

Cough!

Just as Xiao Hengyang opened his mouth to curse, he coughed up blood. Something white and hard spewed out as well. 

Aghast, he stared at it. Tooth! One of his grinding teeth just came off! Tang Yu's slap knocked out a molar from his gum!