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F*ck Yeah! I’m The Villain

Walking across the street 23 year old Bai An saw an injured kitten limping across the road as a huge vehicle sped towards it. Her animal lover instincts kicked in and she pushed the kitty away just in time it's body landing on an old torn up mattress. However Bai An herself was not as lucky with no one wanting to risk their lives to save hers she quickly fell victim to Truck Sama. "At least I did a good deed" was her final thought before her mind gave into the darkness. Waking up she sees her self floating in the air, everything around her is pitch black as her mind races wild with idiotic thougts. "What the-..." all of a sudden a ball of light appears out of nowhere. "WELCOME MY DEAR CHILD TO THE DIMENSION OF SPIRITS" A fat man bellowed his bald head shining brightly with vigor as if saying " look at me, look at me see how smooth I am I know u wanna touch it." Bai An laughs at her ridiculous thoughts before bringing her attention back to the piece of blubber in front of her. The fat man whose name she learned is Jun Qiang told her that he's from the committee of gods who decided that her death was too early so they decided that she would be Reincarnated into one of their worlds. Which one she doesn't know but she's a little excited because from the novels she's read before the protagonist always gets sent to a world that's a game they already played in their past life and they have a ton of cheats so she's hyped up. Jun Qiang then wishes her good luck as she feels her spirit being sucked into a vortex. "Awwwww YEAHHHHHH" she screams but it comes out as a baby's wail instead as her arms flail around her eyesight blurry.

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Chapter 29

I am not everyone's cup of tea

But I drink coffee

So fuck Them

~Everyone

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Dusting off the dirt on the book cover I smile in satisfaction. A fait aura of mystic energy surrounds the book, having me question its unknown origins.

I walk back to where the old guy is. Under the tree laying down in a hammock with a jar of alcohol in his hands.

Must be nice.

"Hey, old guy. I found the book now tell me what to do."

I laugh mischievously at his disoriented appearance. Looks as though I've startled him. Serves that pot head right. Hmph.

"Woman, have you no shame!? This grandpa could have gotten a concussion, all because of you're unladylike habits." He snorts in anger, smoothing out the wrinkles in his clothes. Hehe

"Yeah, yeah I have no manners, we already know that. Cut to the chase I have places to be and people to speak to." His eyebrows raise in amusement.

"Oh, I was unaware that you have friends. Are u shitting me. Stop lying."

You drunken weisel. Burn, burn in hell for all I care.

I take a deep breathe before speaking again.

"Explain to me what I need to do now. Please, I honestly do have errands to run.

Drunken Old Man's (POV)

The little toddler stands before me with puffed up cheeks. She is adorable. To bad I hate cute things, makes me want to just scoop her up and boil her in a pot.

It seems as though she senses my thoughts and she quickly backs away.

"Hey hey old man no need to be rash here, we are all intelligent people we use words not hands, cough cough.'

I roll my eyes at her antics.

"All you have to do is open the book. Once you do that everything will become clearer."

"Oh, and how do you suppose I do that."

"I dont know you're the one who needs it."

A fire ignites in her eyes and I find the scene very amusing, a small smile gracing my lips. Her appearance reminds me of her, those eyes and that smile....if only.

No! I shake my head, clearing my thoughts. She knew what she was doing that day and I promised her that if one of her descendents were to have gotten hold of this place like she said I would help them with that thing.

At least she didnt lie to me, not like she ever would. Sigh, if only I wasnt so young and stupid back then.

Melia's POV

I leave the space in anger after glaring furiosuly at that bastard. All he knows how to do is cause problems. Poor Baozi wonder how he deals with it.

Baozi: "Master I don't I just hide and pray he doesnt turn me into steamed bird. Masterrrrr don't leave me here with him wuwuwuw."

Sadly his master didnt hear him.

I check the surroundings to make sure no one is following me before heading back to my manor, a sharp glint flashing through my eyes.

If those maids think that they can get rid of me, I'd like to see them try maybe we can exchange some pointers. (evil laugh)

I rest the book on my princess bed the candle on my bedside table my only source of light. The ancient words foreign to me as I concentrate on them searhing through my thoughts to see if I have read anything in a novel similar to this situation.

That's when I get an idea. I remember in my time back on earth there was an assassin girl in this popular online novel, she found an ancient scroll with words just like these. The good thing is she was bi-lingual and figured out that the words were similar to the latin language. It was then simple for her to decode the instructions where she then cultivated a divine power leading to her victory against the wicked sorceress.

(Please know that i completely made this up and if there is a story like that out there, then my apologies.)

I use my special memory that the god gave me. I did take a few latin courses online a few years ago cuz, why not. It finally came in handy.

I write the words down on a piece of cloth.

Once I read the words over my whole facial expression changes.

Th-This. It cant be!!

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See u friday peace✌