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Eternal Hazbin

(Fan Fiction of Hazbin Hotel) Around 50 Years before the events of the Pilot Damon could still feel the buzzing pain inside his head, he could feel his guts repositioning itself, and when he opened his eyes he found himself in another world... Damon is a newcomer in Hell, and down here, It's every man for himself... Delve deeper into Hell and its Hierarchy and experience Hell from a new sinner’s angle. Experience the story of Damon, a lowly sinner who gradually grows in power as he learns more about Hell and its inhabitants (This is still continuing!! I intend to go through with this story to the very end)

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The Plan

"Before we can help you...you two scrotums need to do a little something for us" Aztech stated. "The Goetia Demons have been causing us trouble for the last century, they've been slaughtering my followers!! Sooo...I want you to go into their massive fucking palace, stretch their feathery asshole and shove this blade in there!!!" Aztech stated, tossing a stone dagger with engravings towards Leroy, who immediately yelled and dropped it.

"I want you to kill one Prince in particular...those inbred 'hootigans' are snobby and just so damn IRRITABLE!!! Stolas, Star, June, they're all giant turds...but there's one guy in particular who I just want to eradicate!!! Prince Comet, that pointy-beaked prick, he came into MY castle requesting that I leave, and when I refused he came and executed fifty of my boys!! What's worse, he denied ever doing such a thing to save face" Aztech spat, "We're in fucking hell, he'll probably be PRAISED if he came out and admitted to what he did...I'm sure you'll find a way to get to him, and when you do I want you to kill him with that dagger I gave you" Aztech stated, before bonking the brutish Osomah on the head, causing him to stomp away with Aztech still sitting on top of his head.

"I had no clue that Aztech was a kid" Leroy said as they left the stone pyramid, "A kid? He's probably a grown ass man by now, he's probably about a thousand years old" Damon stated, "Now we gotta assassinate a prince...how'd we get into this mess?" Damon sighed. "We couldn't even fend off some Bikers, how are we going to take down a Prince? A GOETIAL Prince of all people!! We'd have more luck getting Belphegor's fat ass out of bed, taking out a Goetial Prince is damn near impossible!! They're nearly as powerful as the Overlords!!" Leroy told Damon, "It's impossible to kill a Goetia Demon, let alone a Goetic Prince!! We also have a cowboy on our ass, and that wouldn't make things any easier!!" Leroy reminded him.

"Leroy, buddy pal, we survived a succubus whore house...we could've been fucked to death, but we survived it...we survived a bunch of bikers, we survived a deadly blackjack game and we survived a killer cowboy...we've survived all those strange scenarios, this isn't any different!!! If we can resist a bunch of succubus, then we have the willpower to make it through this!!!" Damon stated

"...That was motivational and all, but do you have a plan?" Leroy questioned, "Nope, back in the Mafia Days, I left the planning to the others...we can try and sneak in? Take the dagger and shove it up the Prince's ass?" Damon suggested. "No No No, if we do that we'll be swarmed by guards...then we'll be locked someplace to be tortured for eternity" Leroy stated, "The only chance we have of getting in and out in one piece is if he obtain an Exterminator's Spear" Leroy explained. "Well wouldn't you know it..." Damon and Leroy both looked up at the large clock-tower, there were only 8 days left. "We can wait it out, wait until after the extermination and try to snatch a spear before someone else gets their paws on it...or we can risk it all and try to take one from an Exterminator, there's a higher risk of dying but a higher chance of actually obtaining the spear" Leroy shrugged.

"...It's either death or eternal torture...I choose death" Damon stated, he and Leroy both looked at each other, knowing full well what the other was thinking...