A Perverted Giant on House of Potions

"Ahh! I see... Why didn't I think of that!" People nodded in agreement.

"Whatever.." George thought while rolling his eyes.

Then George remembered something about the printer that he bought for printing that gorgeous photo of these two new things.

George sighed. "Oh god.. I clearly have forgotten about that printer! It was too chaotic in there, so I can't really blame anyone. But.. I felt kinda bad. I already took a gorgeous photo and already bought the printer, but I freaking forgot to print the photo." He said inwardly while feeling dejected.

"Well... Does anyone has more questions to ask?" George thought that it was already done, so it couldn't be helped. And he already got a ton of people watched his promotions about the new items.

One person raised their hand. "So.. Anything that consumed these two items could grow and shrink their body size? Even if it wasn't a human?"

"Theoretically... Yes! Even my pet grew this big, because of it. So it should be working! And from the look of it, it doesn't have any side effects."

Then there is this short guy who asked George a silly question. "Wait.. Could it make me bigger, so I looked like an average man?"

George and the other face's twitched. This guy wanted to use this weird thing for making him taller! What a grand idea!

"Aha.. haha.. I think you can. But only if you eat it moderately! BUT! I am not responsible if you suddenly grow into the size of a multi layered pagoda."

The shortie narrowed his eyes excitedly. He only needs to eat very little amount of it to make him bigger and taller. "Okay! I want to buy it! How much is it?"

George was in a good mood when he heard someone who wanted to buy his new items. "Each item costs about one thousand spirit stones!"

This little guy gave two thousand spirit stones with excitement. "I want to buy the potions too! Just in case it went wrong."

George nodded and gave him the eat me cake and drink me potion. He then remembered what George was saying and tried to bite the eat me cake.

George was flabbergasted by that action because it looked like any of those beautiful or handsome influencers who think that they ate things elegantly but in reality... They looked like a friggin' rat that liked to nibble a bar of soap.

But then...

"Oooh! This is quite tasty! Not too sweet that will make your teeth fell out from your mouth, but there's this refreshing sourness from a jam and slightly tanginess from a citrus fruit!" Even though he thought that he only ate a little portion, because it has an unique flavor, he didn't realize that he once again had bitten the eat me cake. And it was a mouthful of it...

George facepalmed! "You! Run to outside! Right now!!! Or else... I will order my rat, Jerry to eat your f*cking toes!"

The guy realized that he was slowly growing bigger, and tried to jump to outside of the shop. It was a narrow escape if he stayed inside the shop any longer... He will definitely destroy it completely.

BOOM!

While he jumped, his body completely grows into a four meter height human. People screamed madly when they saw this weird four meter person. Not only that, he almost made the surrounding shops to a flattened pancake.

And importantly, he ripped his only clothes into pieces. And was basically streaking in the middle of the street.

"Oh god! It's really working! What a weird elixir!" People narrowed their eyes on what just happened. The little guy shouldn't be called little anymore... Maybe he should be called, little giant guy?

"I knew it! Owner Ma's potions don't disappoint us! There's nothing that didn't work!" He said excitedly. But he realized that the people looked at him weirdly, especially the girls... Sometimes they kept their eyes covered, while bashfully stared at his body with the gaps between their finger.

"What's wrong with my body?! I'm now a taller guy, right?!" Asked him at these baffled peoples.

George coughed and pointed at his dong. "Ahem! You... You... I don't know what to say!"

Other people also nodded in agreement. "Ah.. This little brother! Congratulations! You had a big willy right now! And we all could see it!" A guy suddenly said that in the front of this small giant guy.

Then he looked at his genital and almost fainted in shock. "Oh no... I definitely don't have any clothes in this size... Crap! Let me turn back to normal first!" His hands trembled from shock and immediately went for his drink me potion and drunk it all in desperation.

George once again facepalmed to it. What should he say to his costumers... A friggin perverted giant suddenly appeared in the front of his shop and happily streaked while people watching. And now... A little fairy without a wing streaking around the shop?!

Different than George's expectation, the guy shrunken to the size of a newborn baby. "Aaaah! I dunk too many of it! Wh- what should I do?! Ah.. I still have the cake!!"

George immediately stopped him and bring him to the shop while he covered him with a cloth. "I'll feed it to you! You definitely couldn't have any wife after you streaked in front of these hundreds of people!"

The little guy didn't know what to say. And sighed "Maybe it was fate!"

George shook his head. "Nah.. It's only because you didn't listen to my f*cking advice!" He took a small portion of the eat me cake. "Here! Take these and you should be bigger... Well, at least at the size of my pet, which is kinda big." George gave this little troublemaker the same portion like what Jerry had.

"Okay.." He swallowed it completely and grows at an okay size, not like extremely huge nor extremely smol.

"What about now?" George curiously asked.

He nodded and thought that it was acceptable. He was slightly bigger than what he anticipated, but it's okay, as it was still on the size of any normal human. "Thank you very much.. Owner Ma!! If not for you.. I probably still streaked on the streak!"

"No prob! But you still need to wear clothes, tho! Aren't you ashamed at all? There are a few people in this shop you know? Wait... There are actually a ton of people in here!"

The guy sighed with a darkened face. It was a face that already gave up on everything. "It's okay.. They already saw it anyway..."

George and the others pretty much flabbergasted by it. "For now.. Just use this cloth!" He pitied this miserable guy, who just had a small dream of becoming taller.