Chapter 9 - A Boobies Lover!

"Ou-Ouch, That hurt, Katase," Issei whined as he felt the sting as Katase cleaned his face injuries with a cotton bud.

"Idiot...Why are you always like this?" Katase asked, looking at her boyfriend in worry.

'I seem out of place...' Anakin thinks as he stares at the two lovebirds before taking a sip of his coffee. Three of them are currently in a cafe, not too fancy or not too cheap, just manageable for Issei to buy a drink for Anakin as thanks.

"By the way, thanks for saving me, man!" Issei said with a smile on his face; seem he loose two or three teeth. "Ah, I forgot to ask, what is your name?"

Anakin placed the coffee back on the table, "My name? Well, my name is Anakin Hayes. How about you?"

"A foreigner!? Oh man, I thought you were Japanese! Your Japanese is so fluent!" Issei exclaimed before shaking his head at his attitude. "Ah, my bad! My name is Hyoudou Issei, and the cutie over here is my girlfriend, Ogura Katase!" Katase looked down with a flushed face when Issei called her cute.

"Ni...Nice to meet you."

"Yeah, nice to meet you guys too. By the way, Katase, are you perhaps in a Kendo club?" Issei and Katase looked at each other before looking back at him.

"Errrr, Hayes-san. I'm not in a kendo club, but an archery club, but what makes you think I am in a kendo club?" She asked, so this answered some of the questions in Anakin's head. This world is indeed a parallel world of DxD with some significant changes.

"Ahhhh, well, it's because you packed some punch when you kicked my arm."

"I'm-I'm so sorry!" Katase bowed her head at him while Issei awkwardly scratched his cheek with his finger. "I didn't mean to hit you. I thought you were one of the thugs."

"Is that so?" It makes him wonder why she isn't protecting Issei, but when Anakin thinks about it again. It must be some foolish manly pride of Issei, not that he blames the latter because he will do the same for Amelia.

"By the way, Hyoudou, boobs or ass?" This question caught Katase off guard, and she coughed on her coffee. Issei's happy face turned into dead serious and almost looked like a JoJo character.

"Boobs." So he has the same taste as in the canon storyline. "But I prefer Katase's butt- Ouch thwat hwurt Kataswe" That is new.

"Idiot, don't talk like that." Katase puffed her cheeks as her right hand pulled Issei's cheek. It was a fun sight to see, but he still needs questions for Issei.

"Also, will you peek at girls other than your girlfriend?"

"Nwo, My Gwirfriend Ish the Besh." Katase released his cheek, and despite looking a bit embarrassed at that statement, she just huffed it away. "By that, what with that question? If I wanted to peek, I would peek at my girlfriend." Issei said while rubbing his cheek.

"Well, I peeked at many girls back in middle school before I started to date Katase, and she used to be one of my victims."

"So Ogura, he peeks at you in the past, and now you have become his girlfriend? Interesting...Did he blackmail you or something?" Anakin asked with a teasing smile.

"Oi, Oi..."

"I hated Issei at first, but deep down, he is a good guy. I started to feel something for him when he saved a cat from drowning and helping old people with crossing the street. I started to follow him around, and before I realized it, I had fallen overhead for him." She said with a bright smile while Issei blushed and looked away.

"Huh...That is more romantic than I thought." Anakin then stood up and placed a stack of money on the table. "By the way, Hyoudou." Issei looked at Anakin. "This is 10,000 yen for you two. How about using this money and finding a nice hotel, and don't forget the condoms." Both of them blushed.

"The heck, Hayes!? Hotel? Condom? I'm still seventeen..."

"...." Katase said nothing as she still looked down with embarrassment.

"Hmmm...If you guys don't want to spend a night at a love hotel, then just take the money. I like talking with you guys."

"But Hayes, this is a lot of money."

"Just take it, man..." Anakin walked away from the table, leaving the lovebirds time to be alone; he waved his hand at them. "By the way, call me Anakin. Calling me Hayes makes me feel uncomfortable."

"Fine, but you also have to call me Issei."

"Sure, Issei, have a nice night, you two. Ciao~"

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In a certain place, a girl in a black leotard, probably around Issei's age, is chasing after a boy with a sword in her right hand. "Freed, you bastard!!" She growled at that boy in anger.

"Hmmm? Are you crazy!? I'm not dumb enough to pick a fight with a big ass like you! You will kill me with your ass, and I'm a boobies lover! I will never say yes to ass!" Freed pulled his tongue out childishly at that girl.

"Tch, I was told to catch you, but now you are pissing me off."

"Catch me? As if you can catch me, baby! I'm a master of speed and sexiness! Even Wally West can't outrun me! And I'm sexier than Anakin Skywalker!"

"What the hell are you spouting about!?" The girl shouted, clearly doesn't get Freed's reference.

"Oh god, this is why I hate the Vatican! They don't let the kids watch their cartoons! Come on, how could you don't know about Justice League Unlimited? Clone Wars? Those are legendary shows!" Freed narrowed his eyes when the girl still didn't get it.

"And this is why I killed those uncultured priests! They won't let me watch my Saturday cartoons!"

"You kill others because they don't let you watch cartoons?"

"Yes," Freed answered without any hesitation in his voice. He doesn't like it when some bastard tries to ruin his day off. Don't those shitheads understand that Saturday cartoons and Sunday anime are the best!?

He is going to escape the Vatican and go to Japan to enjoy the Anime in peace.

"You sick asshole!"

"As I said, I'm a boobies lover, not an ass lover!"