Read this first before reading the first chapter

This is going to be an alternate universe novel so throw away most of the things you know because this is going to be an unconventional novel. Also this novel is full of plotholes and cringeworthy experience, you have been warned.

This is a side project I will write alongside the main novel I'm currently writing.

For a more detailed sypnosis:

A man died after a motorcycle slipped and hit him. He met an entity who gave him random gifts. Making use of his gifts, he decided to be a farmer after being sent in the ninja world.

"Who says only a ninja can be strong? Why can't a farmer like me be strong as well? You don't believe me? Come, test it out."

"You want to be an immortal? What am I going to get? Spare sharingan? Who cares about those creepy eyes that works like a lightbulb where you just squeeze it in your eye socket and you have a new pair of eyes."

"Oh, come on. Leave my farm out of your war. Or I'll ban you and cancel trading with you."

"Eh? You want to use humans for the chakra fruit? I have tons of 'em, all feeding on white zetsu, wanna join them?"

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This is a Naruto world fanfic. This will be on an alternate universe so throw out most of the things you used to know from the series. Yoi have been warned twice.

I am also warning you to not bother with the CANON because i'm 100% sure you've watched or read it in a novel SO MANY TIMES ALREADY. Give me a break from the CANON stuffs. I'd rather explore the world itself rather than explore the plot/story line.

Also, there will be no lemon for the love of God, there are p*rnsites you could visit to jerk off.

I would also like to tell you, I haven't watched Naruto for a long time that's why there will be things that I will miss out and there are also the small details that I don't know about since I didn't really dig deep into the Shinobi World.

The MC at the start, will be naive and a fcking wimp, a weaksht. As in weaksht. He is also wary and scared of the others because he lost majority of his memories so he isn't the one who trust others. What he is doing when he arrived at the world after he transmigrated is SURVIVE.

As the novel progress, he will get stronger and get confident of his abilities but will never underestimate someone after being trained by his guardian companion.

This is the world map I'll be using and I'm still wondering where the heck is the land of Iron. I've read many theories about where it is so I'll just assume where it is. I posted it down the comments. Its the most detailed map i've seen so yeah.

https://www.pinterest.ph/pin/435371488969224223/

Enough of the grumbling and complaining let's get it started.