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Cooper Black

Picture this: a bunch of American outlaws, the kind who lent money to fellow criminals with a "robbery loan" interest rate, decide they want their cash back. But hold on to your spurs, because just as they're gearing up for a wild ride, they get a call from an anti-criminal organization. Yeah, you heard that right — these outlaws now have a side hustle working for the good guys! So, as they're mulling over whether to return the borrowed money or embark on a career change, boom! Foreign troops crash the American party like they're searching for the world's best hot dogs. Now, our reckless outlaws, the true connoisseurs of chaos, find themselves with a new mission: bring peace back to the land of the free. Enter Cooper Black, the modern American cowboy with a penchant for crashing criminal parties. He's not your typical cowboy; he's more likely to ride a motorcycle than a horse, and his arsenal of six-shooters has been upgraded to automatic assault rifles. Cooper spends his days attacking big mafia leaders, terrorists, and any troublemakers who dare disturb his afternoon nap. But wait, there's more! In between taking down bad guys, Cooper has hobbies that would make even the most seasoned daredevils raise an eyebrow. You can certainly expect this vigilante cowboy to be meticulously crafting miniature cactus gardens and hosting tea parties for his action figures, at home. Will Cooper and his ragtag gang of outlaws manage to reclaim their cash, complete the anti-criminal organization's missions, and kick those foreign troops out of the good ol' U.S. of A? Grab your popcorn and saddle up, partner—it's time for a rootin' tootin' adventure with Cooper Black, the cowboy who's wilder than a rodeo bull on roller skates!

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Land Of Zombies

"Why don't you just DIE!" Cooper Black fired off twelve shells, at a time. He was still trapped in that room. His flashlight was now resting in the monster's stomach, in peace. Cooper guided himself, by the glow of its red, red eyes. "DIE, you lame, old ***hole!"

He had two jobs in hand, at the moment:

• he had to defend himself

• he had to kill that thing.

"GraaaAAAH!" Cooper Black made some snarling noises. Maybe 'cause the monster drove him crazy. Maybe 'cause he wanted to frighten the creature off.

He dived, and dodged a claw. He ducked, and dodged a tentacle. When he tried to punch that thing below its eyes, it seemed soft, wet, and sticky. What sort of monster could this be? Surely not from Greek legends, 'cause Cooper Black had finished reading each and every book in the Percy Jackson series. Not from magical lore, either. Even the Harry Potter books had any kind of monster like this. Looks like CB had to find it out, himself.

Hours passed, it seemed. But yet, nothing had changed. Cooper Black can fight well, but not fight forever. Every hero has his weakness, no doubt.

"What the hell?" he felt some scales on the creature's body. "What are you, a crocodile?"

"Gneek! Xeeh!" The beast let out a blood-curdling scream. "Ghaah!"

The fact that the thing could speak, made Cooper Black lose his balance, and the monster snatched the M1014 shotgun.

"Hey! Not fair, yo!"

"Gheeh, ghaah! GHAAH!"

"Okay then, if you love that shotgun so much, then marry it. You'll get half-monster half-gun kids!" the fact made him shudder. "Alright, fun time's over. Now gimme back my thing, before I take it back by force, and shove it up your--"

The monster snatched Cooper, and threw him down a pipe, that he hadn't noticed it was there before.

"Aaaaaaaaaaah..." he dropped down and down, like a human torpedo.

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