A god?

'It does smell like meatballs' Closing my eyes, waiting for the inevitable but it seemed fate had other plans.

Clack Clack Clack

Opening my eyes once again, I happened to spot a fair woman's long white jade-like legs, moving towards me in all their glory. ( Forgive my CN input, I just had to, I cringed a lot but I took one for the team)

Standing at 5'8, but that's not the point. Wearing a black laced up sun dress so tight you could see her hourglass figure, full of curves at the right places. After a few moments of struggle, I managed to look up and all I could think of was massive with a capital M. Those giant oompa loompas that threatened to burst out of their cage were right in front of my eyes.

Looking farther up, 'Masaka'. Time at the moment also had his mouth wide open. Less than 10 cm away from my face was a goddess. Her dashing eyebrows, her glistening jade face with phoenix gems as eyes -would put any models to shame, her smile so radiant I felt at peace, even though the situation wasn't optimistic.

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Regardless of the shenanigans, these were not the cause of my dumbfoundedness, actually yes they were but that's besides the point, it was the fact that she was my neighbor that lived right next to my house that was still an hour away, she also stole my heart but I dare not tarnish her all encompassing aura by asking for hers in return. Although seeing the one you love in your last moments should be a beautiful love story in any drama show this was reality damn it.

'Why is she here? Don't tell me she is involved with this?'

"Ara ara Darling-kun~, yes unfortunately, I was the cause of this~" She walked with a slight hop in her steps.

' WHAT? ' My eyes widened.

"Yes, Darling-kun, it was me."

' Okay hold up wait a minute something ain't right'

'Shouldn't I be dead with my badly mutilated body and how the heck does she know what I was thinking?' I pondered.

"Well you're already dead and you were supposed to be on your way to the heavenly cycle but because of the conversation and questions that I believe you want me to answer, I kept you here and used my divinity to wrap your soul so we could converse." the goddess said, twirling her finger in a circle motion.

"Okay I give up, you win Shaydin. Now release me from this illusion, it is no longer fun" sighing, thinking this was one of my friends pranks.

"As much as I want this to be an illusion too, sadly it is not." the goddess said, showing me a replay of what happened a few minutes ago.

*Sigh* "Okay miss…" paused trying to figure out her name.

"Venelana, call me Venelana," Venelena the goddess said.

"Ok Venelana, who are you, how do you know my name and why am I here?"

"I am a goddess of emotions, feelings and competitiveness, which in your mundane terms, I became a gou dere for you Darling."

"Okay stop this farce and my name is Daniel not darl-"

Once again Time was shocked at the stupendousness that was occurring in front of his eyes. Well safe to say my man I am also sharing the same emotion as you.

My eyes widened as I felt the softest material that ever existed made contact with my lips and were forcefully pried open making me surprised at how conflicting it is in having such soft tongue yet hides so much strength underneath. 'My very own live presentation of playing pig to eat the tiger' Stroking my inner self's beard almost nodding sagely physically.

"Ara Daniel kun hehe but, who is this pig you're referring to?"

"Huh, oh.. Um it is definitely not you, yes of course it is not you look at how beautiful you are. Anyone who says otherwise can be dealt with by you alone" I said shamelessly.

"Fufu, that's..puff..my darling..puff..kun." Panting for some reason.

"Uh okay?? Care to tell me how you came to know about me?"

"Hmm? Oh. Well I passed through your world and somehow felt a beacon like it was calling to me and what do you know? It was shota Daniel at 0 days old and I have watched over you ever since."

I take 2 steps back, then 3 for safety, then 7 more for reassurance. 'Done, can't stay too close to this goudere, almost yandere, stalker, pedo goddess'

"Eh darling kun, why are you running?" A smile that's not a smile appeared on her face and it sent shivers down my spine.

"Ah, no, no, just trying to get a better view of this beauty I'm feasting my eyes on." I quickly said shamelessly and secretly praised my wit.

"Teehee. Thank you darling kun~, hehe." Blushing as she held her face with both her hands and kept muttering to herself about how she'd do this and that, seemingly in her fantasies.

"Oi, how'd I die then?"

"Well I found a stalker of mine, learnt about you my precious husband, a mortal and sought to kill you. Thinking this would let him steal my heart, but he also knew making the move directly would alert me so he requested for Truck kun instead."

"Huh Truck kun?" I tactfully ignored the husband part.

"Yes, he is a god"