Cartoons are BS

[A/N: New fic. I'll only update this when I'm writing smut on the other one (could you guess what I'm doing right now). So, Have fun with thaaat~]

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Void

What the fuck? The classic floating soul in the dark scary void, classic Isekai troupe. Ok time to assess the situation. I am dead, fuckin phone exploded all over my face while I was calling my co-worker. Fucking shards of glass got shot into my eyes.

*Sigh* I'm now a soul or whatever the fuck this form is, and my choices of reincarnation would probably be serving time in hell, or some R.O.B would come in and give me wishes for me being his entertainment. Don't want that now do we?

And as I say those words, a bright light takes my vision. And a new being, sitting on a chair, looking like he's about to judge me for stealing the last chocolate bar.

"SILENCE MORTAL!" The being shouted with its thundering voice.

Ok, ok. Chill I'll shut up.

"NOW YOUR PURPOSE OF BEING HERE AND BEING BLESSED WITH MY PRESENCE, IS SO YOU CAN BECOME MY ENTERTAINMENT. I'LL GIVE YOU ONE WISH; NOW CHOOSE CAREFULLY MORTAL!" The voice exploded my non-existent ears.

Fine, fine. I want cartoon realization.

"THE WEAKEST ABILITY. HAHAHAHAHAHA*5 minutes of laughter later* HAHAHA, FINE. NOW ENTERTAIN ME MORTAL!"

And with that, our resident soul was sent to another world.

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Hands, I actually have hands! My eyes go out of my skull as they go around the world and re-enter my skull. *Sigh*' Time to relax, but first I have to make up a new name' I thought as I brought up my index finger which blew up into a comical proportion.

"Hey AUTHOR! Give me a new name" I said to the fat fuck that was typing this out. "Can you stop doing that shit?"

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"what the fuck is that?"

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"Shut the fuck up!"

Fine

Here your new name, Neo.

"What kind of name is that? Just because it's new you have to call it neo? Get that shit out"

Fuck you, it's your new name now. Get used to it

"Fine, but fuck you."

Now what kind of world are we in…. wait why does this look familiar I thought as I went up closer to a girl? getting lifted by a young man to look through a telescope.

Wait one motherfucking minute, I'm in Boku no fucking Pico! Fuck this.

"Hey Author, bring me to another world right now. Or I'll kill you!" I said as I made a gun, broke the fourth wall, and pushed it up against the authors hea~

"Make it quick, jackass."

Fine

The world around me starts to distort. Rip and tear apart as the character that once drove some people into fear, were replace with random civilians walking up and down the streets. And large buildings were being erected, ripping everything around them into rubble which soon disappeared too.

Soon I noticed a group of people surrounding one singular building, walking up to them I noticed that they look too very familiar. One look too familiar with his handsome face, white-haired, eye mask-wearing, sonofa~ it's Gojou Satoru.

Damn, he's hot. Looking like a fine piece of~. They're looking at me, SHIT. Ahhhhh, my mouths fucking watering. Why is it watering? Is it because he's hot? Or is it because of Nobara? Maybe I am gay? Nah, just seeing both waifu and husbando together. *fangirl noises* Thanks, Author!

"Can I help you, mister stranger?" The fine piece of meat said preparing for the battle because he just saw the man open his mouth so wide, he could be considered a cursed spirit.

"I'm good, just wanted to see if I could 'join in'" I said licking my lips.

"No, but you can watch."

"hmmm, that's also fine," I said as he gestured to get near him.

I could hear the 3 others near him whispering to each other. "Hey, do you think this guy's a cursed spirit" "He could be, the amount of cursed energy in him is insane!" "Shut up"

Extending my neck, I join in as well. "Hey! That rude, you shouldn't say that to other people." "I know right, …*Brotherly Scream* his necks, what's wrong with his neck" The pink-haired Itadori shouted.

That was the final straw for Gojou, as he used blue to rip me apart. This did nothing but split me in half, my head on the floor with my body holding the part that the neck should be.

The body beings to make cries of anguish, missing its head. Thinking quickly though, I made some mini legs on my head. Running up to my body and kicking it, as it picked me up and put me back where I should be.

"RELAX, I'm only here to get Maki, maybe the other twin if I'm lucky, and also maybe Nobara." This earned me a confused look from everyone. Nobara looked at me questioning how I even know about her and if this was sexual assault or even a confession of attempted kidnapping.

"And what will you do, when you get to them?" The calm Gojou asked raising his hand focusing cursed energy into it.

"I will ASK THEM OUT ON A DATE!" the now embarrassed man said as he looked up and to see Goujou giving him a grin.

"huh, wha~" Like that my head was bonked with a hammer and I fainted.

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[A/N: look at the newest steaming pile of shit that I made. Yes, yes! Praise me for my work. Getting back to the point, I hope you enjoyed it, see you next time.]