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After pulling out one of my arms, I showed them the two bells in my hand.

"At what point did you grab them, Genji?". Sakura asked me in amazement.

Seeing the bells in Genji's hand, Kakashi checked by checking his waist.

"Well, I took advantage of the moment I attacked Kakashi, using telekinesis. My Kekke Genkai, if I remember correctly, was filed in my ninja record. Normally, I might use it at first, but Kakashi would notice and be alert, so I waited for the right moment to move them without him noticing."

- It was a pity that I was discovered by my teacher by accident in a class, well eventually they would find out about my ability -. He thought as he remembered how his teacher at the academy caught him by mistake.

"But at what point did you do it, Genji!!!!". Sakura asked with excitement in her voice.

"Normally, I usually develop several backup plans in case they fail, or I let the fight drag on, to deduce how sound my reasoning was. Remember when I attacked with my fists and was sent flying. A moment before I lashed out at Kakashi I employed my right hand to move the bells with telekinesis, I took advantage of his eyes being obstructed by my counterattack."

"Isn't it wrong and why you didn't say anything if you already had the bells?". Kakashi questioned me.

"I thought so, however, it would be a pity to know if my deduction wasn't accurate. When Sakura and Naruto attacked, I thought about what to do next, however, I better let things take their course and find out if sensei would restrict the movements of the weakest of our group or the person who gives instructions to his teammates and make you in the way sensei thinks" I state with a smile to Kakashi.

The conversation continues for a while and at the end of the test, Kakashi approved us, and officially we are team seven that we will start to have missions from tomorrow.

With everything ready he dismissed us and everyone took different paths, but I could notice a little bit of Kakashi's state, I opined that he must have seen something very bad in my ability and I would only be left with the options, which is Rin's death or her Father's death. I stopped guessing what happened and walked back to my new home, which is very close to the Senju clan in the northern part of the village.

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START OF FLASHBACK.

When I was 11 years old and about to turn 12, I decided to open the letter and documents that Grandma Noa gave me. Inside the envelopes and folders, there was an address of a house, when I read the letter I understood completely, why Grandma Noa, told me to open it on the date indicated.

From the papers, there was a certificate of a property, where she insisted that when I came of age the house would belong to Genji Shimada, which is me. Why did Grandma Noa express to me not to show this to anyone? It was because my guardian might take advantage of me, taking that house for himself, since I am technically not of age, but in the end, Grandma Noa is not a normal person and prepared herself in advance for possible trouble.

"What a good grandmother I have had, even though we are not related she has completely gifted me a house for myself, she has earned my respects and affection," Genji mentioned.

After getting all the documents, I took some time off, to turn 12 and fully become an adult. Once I was old enough, I put together several papers in which I was fully entitled to own the land in my name.

With a few signatures, the academic test was approaching. However, I was more excited to have my own house.

The next day I started to move in, so I put away the things I considered mine, after using storage.

I happily left my apartment at about 8:30 am and started walking to my new home which was a bit far away, but it had a silver lining and that was that I had a training camp 20 minutes away and an hour away was the forest of death.

Asking for some directions because I suck at finding a specific place, after a while, I was able to reach my destination and my new home was huge.

First, it was a two-story house and the lot was huge, I could almost say it was 18 x 20 meters, which was a bit big compared to my old apartment.

I took the key out of an envelope where I had it stored, I walked through a small canine that had a distance of 8 meters that leads directly to the door, placing the key in the lock I opened the front door, it also has a small door that leads to a small vegetable garden on the right side before entering the house.

When I entered, I was excited about my new house. Without wasting time I entered my new house, the first thing I found was a traditional Japanese entrance where I had to put my shoes, but with the dust that was all over the floor, I kept wearing them, at the end of the hallway on the left side I had a small bathroom that I checked quickly and went out to continue down the hallway.

When I reached the end it was divided into two paths, on the right side, there was a room with only a sofa pointing to a window. After inspecting the room I returned to the opposite path, it was a full dining room and pantry, where I would cook all my future meals, a tear of happiness almost escaped me.

With everything inspected I head to the back hallway which is again on the right side, that hallway led to a door and stairs to the second floor.

I walked up the stairs and found four huge doors, two doors were completely bedrooms, then the front door is a huge bathroom with a shower and bathtub. The last one, next to the bathroom, looks like a room completely focused on storing a large amount of food, condiments, and cooking utensils.

I went back downstairs and opened the last door leading to the small vegetable garden at the beginning. With everything inspected I began the cleaning with two clones, one would clean the second floor, another clone would head upstairs, and I would completely clean the orchard.

END OF FLASHBACK.

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I approached the door and with my keys I entered, immediately after entering I placed my key ring on a key ring, after removing my sandals, I walked down the hallway, but I couldn't help but sigh at the sight before me.

- I don't care that a beautiful woman is comfortably asleep on the couch, nevertheless son of a bitch, at least clean up your mess-.

I cursed in my mind for seeing a bunch of garbage and wine bottles lying all over the room.

In front of me stood a beautiful woman, with a small spit line, violet hair forming a small ponytail, and fair skin. Her physique is flawless and well-trained, with a brown coat that usually inside the house she doesn't wear because she prefers to wear only her body-tight mesh suit that covers her from neck to thighs and the highlight is how it highlights her meat buns, however, it doesn't end with just that.

The thighs that protrude from her legs have a dark orange skirt and shin guards. Best of all, it's those thighs and her black boy shorts, which I can admire for their messy sleeping form.

"Only because of those great thighs!". I walk around without trying to wake her up, as she is typically dangerous when she sleeps, as she sleepwalks and attacks instinct.

Normally, I would dialogue about how I met her, but I don't feel like it and the author forces me not to say anything because he is sleepy.

Well, I'll sum it up, she is Anko a kunoichi that normally I met her by chance while cooking, her job forces her to pass by this road that normally doesn't have so many people.

However, as she was always passing by my house, she was piqued with curiosity as she knew this house was abandoned. With her curiosity, she got into my house and since then I chatted with her from time to time, however, she is simply an invader who lives with me, eats, and steals some homemade wines I make.

I only forgive her for those thighs and as a follower of Kazuma, I am an advocate of gender equality, since I steal from her - Ahem *cough fake* I want to state that I kindly charge her money from time to time, so she doesn't bankrupt me because of her gluttony.

Then there is the matter I fear the most, as the Anko normally only eats and sleeps, however in a short time she has started to drink a lot of alcohol and I fear she will become an alcoholic.

That may be my fault, in my defense is that only by drinking alcohol she sleeps peacefully and more so when she sleepwalks.

I remember when I tried to move her to lie down, and she almost killed me with those sexy legs, I almost felt like Kami-sama was talking to me once again. That's just an example of what she can do in her sleep and there's no telling what she does in her sadistic mode, I'll just say that I almost lost something very special in my lower body parts, plus a week in the hospital for a hip injury.

In case you're asking if it was for sex, unfortunately, no... He simply used his snake body to strangle me and with a strong grip he hit my hip, it was a miracle my little guy didn't thunder-like my hip. I say minor injury because that's what the doctor said, but I'm sure Anko did something to keep people from finding out what happened.

It's missing that when she's in sleepwalker mode and throwing punches to kill whoever gets in her way, she has to barricade the second floor and set up traps if she uses her fucking snakes.

Damn Orochimaru if I find you I swear I'll beat the shit out of you for creating such a monster of darkness.

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I went upstairs to change into a slightly more comfortable outfit, but as I was changing, a system message popped up.

[The short event is about to start, do you want to start the event? (Yes/No)].

- Damn, I couldn't even see the previous cards, the event starts -. I said in my mind.

[The update ends in 30 seconds].

While waiting, I quickly checked the achievements I got for the fight against Kakashi.

[Achievement gained: Training against a jounin ~ 20 chibi coins and a skill card, claim (Yes/No)].

- Great, that's a few times a card appears as a reward -. I thought while accepting the reward.

[Got the user a common card ~ Meat Art Apprentice].

- Not bad, cooked a bit, I might get this card in other achievements and get better at meat dishes -.

[Upgrade completed, starting cost roulette].

After the upgrade was completed, a spinning roulette appeared and will decide the cost of the cards.

- Please make it cheap -. Genji prayed with folded hands.

Slowly stopped on rare and marked that all cards would be worth 100 chibi coins, this was a new way that formulated the card system last year.

First, all the cards will be black, and I won't know what kind of card it is, let alone what ability it will give me. Then the roulette will decide what price they will have and if my luck is good, rare, legendary, or celestial cards will appear, and I will be able to buy them at the price of 100 coins.

The bad thing is that I have bad luck and all the cards may be common, and I will have to pay for them as if they were rare or even more expensive.

"Do you want to buy any cards? (Yes/No)]".

- Well, I have 240 coins in total, counting the achievements I got before -.

Thinking a bit, I chose the middle card.

[Congratulations, I have a card:

*Rare: Unfocused Assault, enter a state where you become completely invisible and undetectable, but you can't affect the world around you, but you can assault your opponents by canceling the ability and automatically creating, two sharp sickles in your arms. Important note, the sickles are sharper and stronger with a continuous supply of chakra (Tales of demons and gods world short event card)]".

"What a blow job!!!! This is the best kind of card I could ask for the world of Naruto." Without wasting any time, he places the skill and removed a card.

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9 cards in use and 7 cards kept:

*Common: Experienced caster ~ second generation.

*Common: Dexterity.

*Rare: Unfocused Assault.

*Common: Release.

*Rare: Busoshoku Haki.

*Rare: Melody of madness.

*Rare: Corrode the bone.

*Legendary: Telekinesis.

*Celestial: Storage.

Stored cards 7:

¬ Rare: Friend of the flora.

¬ Common: Dexterity.

¬ Common: Silence (Two equal cards).

¬ Common: Body fluids, chakra grows by devouring all kinds of female body fluids, just like the dhampirs of old (Short event card from the world of No game no life).

¬ Common: Apprentice in the art of meat, you can skillfully craft a meat dish and acquire great sensitivity to temperature, as you can accurately calculate the temperature by touching it with your fingers (Short event card from the world of shokugeki no soma) (Two matching cards)].

- Sells the two common silent cards -.

"Sale of cards... User loses 40% of the cost of the cards... Wish to continue (Yes/No)".

I accepted and got 60 coins back for the two cards, after receiving the coins, I took two more cards, leaving me without coins for the future. But I had to spend coins since Naruto's story is ongoing, and I won't be able to survive the future problems.

[Congratulations, you got two cards:

*Common: King of the Hips, makes it easy to precisely target your opponent's sensitive areas to torture or excite or even relax him (Keijo world short event card).

*Rare: Adrenaline, in situations of alarm, fear and danger, and even excitement. The user produces adrenaline at an accelerated rate. Note: adrenaline causes, the nervous system to be imperative and improve the body's reflexes, also improves the heart rate for a fast blood supply by all organs, increasing the respiratory rate so that the blood is oxygenated as soon as possible, causing dilation in the eyes that causes better vision, also recovers glucose that works as fuel for the muscles of the body, increasing strength extremely that can multiply your strength by five. Usage time depends on the user's stamina (Left 4 dead 2 short event card)].

- But what the hell is that hip ability -. I was a bit stunned by such a card.

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