Birds Flirts Better Than Me
My flirting game is way below any creature that I know.
Yeah.
Birds flirt way better than I do.
I can't remember the last time I flirted with anyone. I can't remember the last time I complimented anyone. Crap. I lost the game a long time ago before it even began. I am not saying I rarely dated before my brother went missing.
I am just saying, I never cared about flirting.
And years after that, I was so busy would always push anyone when I detect any hint of flirting from them.
However, I regret ever doing that because earlier, when Ava told me she would kiss my ass if I want, I didn't get it. I thought it was just a figure of speech. You know, the kiss ass line?
Yes, that one.
So after she told me she could carry me and when I narrowed my eyes at her I made it worse, she winked at me and said she would carry me to whatever dreamland I wanted.
I didn't catch it at first and I hate to think I didn't.