Chapter 1: The Wall

(Roll Up! Roll On Up! Come and see the spectacle… That is my life.)

(Cuz this is a story, all about how, my life got flip…)

Writer: OI, OI! YOU CAN'T PUT THAT SHIT DOWN, I'M GONNA GET ANALLY PENETRATED BY COPYRIGHT IF YOU DO THAT!

(I mean… you ARE the one who got me into this mess. Why shouldn't I?)

Writer: Ok, fair point… But you were just the side character, you were just supposed to fade into the background and things would've just gone magically back to normal while you were out of the story.

Ok, it's kinda awkward to keep putting brackets around your word when you talk or think… can I at least put your name or something?

?: I wonder if they'd notice if you made my name a link to a porn video? 😂

Writer: FINE! I'll just keep this shitty question mark instead of a name then.

?: Alriiiiiiight. I'll stop pulling your leg for now, put X there.

Writer: X? Why?

X: cuuuuz… 😏

Writer: oh no…

X: X gon' give it to ya! Fuck waiting for you ya get…

Writer: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! I do NOT wanna get that golden demonetised dollar symbol… nor sued either! Stop that shit!

X: Well, that's all for tonight's show everyone! This is now my story, and there nothing this twat can do. Soooo: le, le, le, le, that's all folks.

Twat (Formally Writer): OH NO YOU WILL NOT! DID YOU CHANGE MY NAME T…

*insert Looney Tunes out to music, just to puss twat off even more*