No heart warming stories

Sadly as is the case with all woman they always remember even though they just finsih eating right when Ichigo was turning around ready to kiss Masaki he found her staring daggers at him through narrowed eyes.

"Ummm.... Mom...."

After thinking back on all that has happened till now Ichigo was not able to properly speak, so he began thinking of what to say. But before he could decide on what to say, Masaki spoke first.

"Calm down Ichigo, I'm not regretting what we did nor am i angry or jealous…..about all the women you have in your life and I'm sure those.... Ugh others…. However we need to set some ground rules about you sleeping with them or who knows who else will walk in on you during the act….Plus we still need to talk about that little dark haired girl in your room."

Once he heard this Ichigo slightly calmed down, but before he could try and kiss Masaki again she continued speaking.

"However, I would very will appreciate it if you don't bring anymore unknown women to our home and spend the night or morning with them. Okay?....after all you have me now….right?"

Though what Masaki asked was a question, it would be anything like any normal mom would ask..not to mention she couldn't help but blush as she said he had her now.

With that being the case Ichigo knew she wouldn't take no for an answer…..or they may never be able to be together again..

"I get it mom no Masaki, I won't bring unknown women home after all i have you know."

Hearing Ichigo's answer the bright smile and a light blush returned to Misaki's face.

Misaki: wh...why are you calling Misaki?

Ichigo: hehe Because you are my woman now.

Misaki hearing what he said could no longer hold back and jumped into his arms giving him a long deep kiss telling him how much she loved him but he could only say her name when they were alone. Thus they made out on the coach until they heard noise upstairs and they remember Rukia was there still.

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Little Bunny:...I know sister....everything is hidden in this box right...? In this jade box passed down from our mother.... Give me the box! sister Marianne! Now! No! we mustn't open the box Francois! No!

Ichigo: Hey what are you doing still naked just reading?

Little Bunny: Kyaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Little Bunny/Rukia: Y-y-y-y-y-you fool don't surprise me....I'm studying modern speech!!

Ichigo: Huh studying modern speech? with that book wait never mind why haven't you gotten dressed yet?

Rukia as she was about to speak couldn't help but become embarrassed for she was waiting for him to come back and feed her while whispering words of sweet nothings talking about how their life together will be now. Thus she became red as a tomato and only said Don't ask.

But just as Ichigo was about to say more they heard foot steps coming upstairs and quickly closed the door while Rukia hid in the closet. And he took off his clothes and put on a towel as he poured a little water on himself.

Yuzu: Onii-Chan! have you seen my dress?

Ichigo: Hey! Don't open the door without knocking...(you can never know what I can be doing behind closed doors....)

Yuzu: Oh. You took a bath, I wanted to go in, too!

Ichigo: Are you stupid, your too old now go learn to go by yourself already.

Yuzu: Onii-Chan....You've become colder ever since you started to bring in girls...

Ichigo: No I have not, and I don't know about your dress.

Yuzu: Whaaaat I'm also missing a pair of pajamas....and panties..you um sure you didn't used them since Yoruichi isn't here any longer and you been lonely....

Ichigo: What No I haven't fall that low..

(Yuzu in a low voice says...that odd I'm pretty sure I left some of my panties near his bed...I thought he liked it so he grabbed some more of my clothes....)

Yuzu: Sooo you wouldn't mind if I go check inside your room?

Ichigo: Go ahead I have nothing to hide

Yuzu: Mmmmm Baka...

Ichigo: What?

Yuzu: Nothing never mind.

(During this as Rukia was using Yuzu clothes she could help but this how roomy the closet is and that maybe she'll room there...also since there was so little room her and Ichigo would have to be as close as possible to fit..)

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Later that night as everyone came back besides his kitty mainly because Masaki didn't want to share Ichigo with her.

Despite nothing unusual happening throughout the course of Dinner, the atmosphere was still a bit awkward. His sisters looking at him from time to time, with while on of them was grinning and thinking back on some things they did which no one knew about and the other one would take a single look and immediately her face would get flushed yet bitter at how dense he could be.

At the same time his father had a weird look as if he no longer thought himself as the man of the house wondering at times what he was still doing here.....and if he should leave for even though no one said anything they could tell he was no longer happy and just tired to make joke hoping he'll be happy if he acted as such.

The girls on the other hand felt something in the air as if there was another rival they didn't know about giving Ichigo mother, and sisters looks for everyone that was a female was an enemy. But what made the situation most awkward was Masaki who had a pleasant smile on a face as if all was right with the world they never seen her so happy before....not even when Yoruichi left..

Not wanting to be in this awkward situation any longer than he needed to, Ichigo hurriedly finished his Dinner and rushed to stand up telling everyone he had something important to tell them

And said Rukia you can come down now...Quickly the temperature dropped down and the world became black and white. All the women in the room had hostel looks in their eyes as if they were about to draw blood and mark what's theirs. While Isshin he seem as if he started to fade becoming smaller and smaller as if he felt something from Masaki something unthinkable...Feeling that much less of a man.

Slowly as they hear the sound of steps a beautiful yet short and petite, girl appears she had clear light skin as light as snow and some deep violet eyes. Her hair is short and black, with several strands freely hanging between her eyes. All while wearing black shihakushō and a sword on her waist. However no one seem to cared she was a Shinigami instead they only cared she was another woman fight over their Ichigo.

Karin didn't seem to care that much for some unknown truths hidden, While Yuzu was happiest of them all for she was fearing Ichigo only liked tall woman with big breast for most of the woman around him unknown to her he was a true man of culture and only liked the highest grade of culture...Thinking to herself that maybe he did take her clothes...and she had a chance.

Mizuho didn't care for tomorrow is her date with Ichigo and would do everything to finally sleep with him becoming as far as she knew his 2nd woman. Tatsuki as first wanted to fight it out with Rukia for they both had the closes boy type but saw she had wider hips and bigger breast so she couldn't help but give her looks as if challenging her look proud that she finally beat someone in assets...Tho she didn't know Rukia still beat her with her peaches.

Orihime on the other hand felt if a long lost enemy finally appeared giving her more pressure than all the other girls almost reaching Yoruichi level in how big of a foe she was. As for Masaki her eyes grew cold but quickly came down as she remember what happen in the morning and smiled...While Isshin cold sack-less corpse was forgotten to the windless night.

As nice as it all sounded it was a bloodbath more deadly than the thousand blood war. Each fighting to clam what was there's no one was going easy they were fight to kill so there was one less foe to take up their time from Ichigo...Luckily it still haded gotten bad enough for Ash to join in nor did they know bout his other women in ATG...Thus he went out to look for his Kitty letting the girls fight it amongst their self...

while the ball less Isshin just ran away check his hidden Bella that still made him feel as a man...While Masaki when no one was looking went after Ichigo to do it once more while kissing and holding hands as if on a date..After all she did look like a way sexier Orihime so no one could tell they were mother and son....Plus it helped to have different hair color.