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Bashing MyHead At my Table As I Was Writing This

A not so serious story about a man who died bashing his head at my table in front of me as I stare at his corpse blankly. . . . . . . . . . . LOL Disclaimer: Read this work if you want, don't give it some 1 star reviews for shit and giggles. Also, I don't own some characters or elements in the story. The cover is not mine. The synopsis above was a dud. Just read the story.

Silent_John_23 · Anime et bandes dessinées
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Chapter 1 Sus...

A/N: 'I always come back...' — William Afton

I am back again. Sorry for my last two works, I now understand why there was almost no Steins;Gate Fanfic and it's because of the complexity of timelines which includes stories like Chaos;Head etc.

As for the other one... I was burnt out of ideas overthinking how the plot will turn out and important elements in the story... So, this is my compensation for that.

Now... READ THE CHAPTER!!!😄😆😎

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"If you want to, go ahead! I just want you to be responsible with the kids."

"I'm not neglecting the kids or anything. I give them money enough to eat. Why don't you give them some, you don't even do anything in this house."

"Don't use that same line again and again! That was what you said last time! You know that I work until late at night just to settle the house's bills!..."

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Inside a dark room with little light coming from a phone, a young man was reading a fanfic on webnovel leaning on his bed. He was wearing a black hoodie with ash gray shorts. His room was mostly clean, if you ignore all the trash under his bed from so many chips and colas he ate.

'They're arguing again.'

Young Man PoV:

How many times did they fight this month? That bitch was really persistent. She really have the face come here even though mom almost rekked her face.

That bastard too, he says to mom that the bitch was his true love, going way back their high school days. Well, if that was the case why did he have to fuck my mother and summoning us three?

Even though that damn bitch already have a husband and two fucking kids, she still managed to crawl up the bastard's pants?! What is her husband, impotent?

Another thing to fucking note is that... that bitch was my shitty aunt! Is this considered incest? Even though her fucking mother didn't agree and my grandfather almost having a heart attack, they still went with it.

If I can, if I had enough money, I will leave this damnable house, find part-time jobs to sustain myself and live a fulfilling life until I die and disappear. Neither reincarnating nor going to heaven or hell.

'*sigh* That was deep... I think.'

Anyway, let's not think about depressing things and finish reading this weeks update. At least I can distract myself from problems in life.

'Huh? It's gone already?'

Reaching inside the bag of chips beside me, I realized that I finished it already. Standing and going to the mini fridge, I reached inside to take a bottle of C•ke. I removed the cap and drank some while walking back to my bed to continue reading.

"What the heck is this? Another fucking ad?"

I asked aloud after seeing what was on the screen. I didn't even read it carefully or did I remember that there was no full screen ad in webnovel before trying to find the skip or exit button. But there was nothing of that sort. I can't access the main menu, control centre, or shut the fucking phone down.

Seeing that what I'm doing have no effect what-so-ever, I checked to read if there was anything so I can continue reading that fanfic. To my shock, what was written was totally unexpected.

[ Do you feel bored?

Tired?

Feel like life is shit?

-->YES/NO<--]

"Is this the legendary 'isekai survey w/jerk delivery man that needs your signature'... That long ass title sounds awful. Anyways, I'll just say yes and look if it was that or just an ad."

After I clicked 'YES', it immediately showed a video next. Yes, it was... A MOTHER FUCKING AD!!! In my rage, I almost yeeted my phone to the wall. I immediately calmed myself and placed my phone beside my pillow to sleep. It was already 11 in the night and I need some sleep after not sleeping last night.

Narrator PoV:

Unbeknownst to the young man, after managing to sleep after a few minutes, the phone lit up and showed a full black screen.

[ Initializing...

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World Rebuilding...

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System Deployment...

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Successful. ]

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A/N: I won't write long chapters as I don't have the ability to. I wrote this story as I'm bored so maybe it will be dropped... maybe?