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Are you kidding me

Well life was never good to me but I somehow dealt with everything it threw at me. And I hoped once it is over I will chill in paradise and enjoy eternity in bliss but well no seems like God is out to mess with me! I ended up “reincarnating” WTF. I am not a Muslim... I am someone from another religion maybe I am not even religious but an atheist...seriously I could be anyone from anywhere... How can this even happen to me...

DaoistHBz6Sa · Anime et bandes dessinées
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40 Chs

If you want to hit...find out where it hurts them most.

"Well these are my 5000 soldiers Ai."

[Boss they look like they're malnourished, half dead and just about to kick the bucket.]

"Yes, aren't they awesome?"

[Boss we've completely different definitions of the word awesome I think.]

"They give you the vibes where once you earn their respect they'll become awesome like in every Hollywood movie. Ai we help these losers and they'll respect and love me like their god."

[Boss I think your brain is wired the wrong way just because you help them they'll love you? The moment you tell them your mission is going to the land of rain they all will blame you for being the cause of bad luck!!!]

"What do you mean?"

[Boss please tell me you understand where the land of Rain is situated.]

"Cough....naturally I do I am just asking to make sure we're talking about the same land of Rain."

[According to data there is only on such land also you are lying.]

"No I am not."

[Yes you are.]

"No, I am not."

[Yes you are.]

"..."

[The data never lies Boss.]

"I hate you."

[No you don't.]

"I do."

[Maybe right now but according to the collected data you like me mostly.]

"I hate you even more now for being such an smart ass."

[I hate you for being such an dumb ass.]

"Just tell me about the land of rain."

[The land of rain is in the center of the three big nations and is their battlefield innocents die there and also Nagato aka. Pain is from this land.]

"Omfg and I am supposed to go there?"

[Well Boss this is your Mission.]

"Who in their Right mind would agree going to a place where it is constantly raining and what you can be attacked at any time."

[No sane person would accept this mission Boss but well you did. This just shows how sane you are.]

"Stop being an ass and help me... find a way out."

In front of Okami stood 5000 Shinobi and they were all looking rather tired out, some were even injured and some looked like thugs but all of them were wondering who this little kid with the creepy mask that is seemingly panicking and trying to calm down was.

Honestly this looked like they gave Okami the worst of the worst but Okami was still happy because he saw some Hyuga Clan members, some Senju Clan members and finally some Uchiha Clan members.

The only bloodline which wasn't present in these 5000 people were the Uzumaki Clan people and he would visit them soon enough.

[Boss I think this bunch will just drag us down.]

"Okay you all Split up in five groups each group should be 1000 people and once you're done chose a leader. Then do the same for groups of 100 and then repeat the same for groups of 10 and finally for groups of 5."

In just one hour all groups were built and five Shinobi stood in front of Okami.

"Well I am Okami and I'll lead you all into the lands of Rain and hopefully I'll bring you all also back from there alive. So guys first mission, bring me everyone who is injured."

Little spiders and ants begann to crawl out of Okamis sleeves after he conquered the spider Clan he integrated the spiders into his arsenal, at the moment he could also summon many new kinds of familiars but mostly the weaker ones because those really strong ones were hard to get along with at least most of the time. And spiders had their threads which were really handy. In a matter of minutes most were either healed their wounds cleaned and bandaged.

[Boss these idiots are killing my little Baby's...]

"Hey you idiots stop killing my insects or I'll beat you all up."

"But Sir, I have been hit by an Kunai on my Ass cheek and now your insects are trying to abuse me." A Kunoichi with an really fat frame complained.

"Are you kidding me? Not even my insects are blind enough to try raping you..." honestly why is everyone trying to make his life annoying.

"But it isn't my fault when it crawls up my butt crack..." the fat girl said and those standing around her were trying their best not to joke about the fatty.

"Maybe the leader is trying to charm you by showing you what he can do with his little insects." Another Kunoichi taunted her.

The Fattys head turned completely red.

"Omfg stop it I am at least 20 years younger than most of you."

"Oh leader likes young girls it seems so you old ladies can't charm him someone from amongst the crowd said out loudly."

"Who you calling old you idiot, come say it to my face if you dare." And in just seconds people were throwing insults and taunts at each other.

[Boss you suck at leading an army.]

"It isn't that I suck at it. It's just them being too rowdy and unaware of who I am."

Okami didn't want to rain on their parade so he let them joke around for the moment.

For soldiers and warriors being able to relax and joke is quite important otherwise they'll end up developing mental issues.

After helping everyone Okami was grinning non-stop he got blood and flesh samples from three Clans all at once without even being suspicious or putting himself in danger, they literally gave it to Okami on their own.

"Ai I thought of a way to get a bit of revenge on Hyu." Okami said.

[Boss what you planing on doing?]

"Well think about it the branch family members are here and most of them are subjugated to the humiliation of being a branded dog."

[Yes Boss.]

"Kou go bring me all members of the Hyuga Clans Branch Family in the Camp." Okami commanded.

"Yes Okami-kun."

"Ai, once they're here please scan their seal and tell me if we can do something about it."

Some time later Kou returned with nearly 1000 people all of them from the Branch Family.

"Hello everyone, I am Okami Ōtsutsuki some of you have surely heard of me and what has happened to me so I'll give you some time to directly explain it to each other as I don't like retelling that experience."

People who knew that Okami plucked his eyes out instead of becoming a branch family member started telling and explaining the story.

"So now you understand who I am and I have absolute respect for you all for always being the ones to carry the burden. And I do know that all of you had no choice when you got the seal you were too young to realise what was going on and once branded you had no way of escaping. I escaped but paid a high price for being able to do so and I am angry so I experimented and researched and finally found a way to do something about the seals that are binding you."

All of them were shocked by the revelation.

"Okami-san you are telling us you can undo the seal?"

"Exactly I can help you get your freedom back but like everything in life this comes at a price. If you are willing to pay the price then I'll help you otherwise you can remain a member of the branch Family."

"What is the price?" A beautiful young girl asked.

"As you know I've renounced my Clan and taken the last name Ōtsutsuki and if I help you I want you to join my Clan, accept me as your Clan leader and follow all the rules of my Clan." Okami explained.

"Nothing more?" The girl asked.

"No nothing more. I just wish to call you all who shared the same fate as me Family." Okami said trying to sound sentimental.

Silence.

Only a minute later the Girl reacted.

"I am called Sara and I am willing to join your Clan."

"So Sara-chan take of your headband and let this little spider work on your tattoo."

Seconds later Sara felt excruciating pain and then nothing else, the pain was gone.

"It hurt for one moment."

"Yes, take it as the final pain before being free." Okami explained and in just under an hour the Hyuga Clan lost 1000 branch family members which joined the Ōtsutsuki Clan.

"Kou do you want to join as well? You have no Clan or people backing you."

"I'd love to." Kou said he was already thinking about it but he didn't dare ask for it.

"Good from now on you and Sara will be my right and left hand in the Clan." Okami said in high spirits.

"Sara-chan tell them to all to hide the fact of being free and slowly get them replaced with others from the branch family I want to free them all in the coming Two weeks." Okami ordered.

"Yes Clan leader." Sara said and went on to organise everything.

"Hey Ai, let's see how they like it now making me join their little war game."

[Boss you're way to evil.]

Okami just thought of something and he asked aloud as if talking to himself.

"Hey Zetsu, have you ever heard of Kaguya Ōtsutsuki? I heard about her from my Grandparents and I wanted to know if you could collect information on her. She was an amazing person and learning from her might help me become a little bit amazing like her."

"You're amazing enough as you are but sure I'll collect her myths for you."

"Thank you. Now Hyu, let's see if you can deal with this. If you don't feel like paying with your arms I'll take your shield and sword."