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An angry ASB and a neo-Nazi

Yppiks, the evil and nasty space bat, is angry because the good good shoes keep changing the timelines for the betterment of man. Especially the hateful episode where a man takes on one of the most fearsome dictators in the history of the earth to turn his empire of destruction and mass murder into a force for good was really getting to him.

But now he had his answer and it was going to be really bad. Instead of a hug to the rainbow character, he was going to insert a dead person into the neo-Nazi wool with education and hindsight to make the evil Reich work. With a quick healing of the subject's body, and as an added bonus, he was going to expand his no longer insignificant knowledge of mining and drilling sites, with an extract from global geological surveys to give him the resources to conquer.

August 30, 1934 Berlin

I open my eyes and see the face that billions denigrate, but I love as every true Aryan should. So that creepy alien really turned me into Hitler. Returning to the mirror, I quickly finish my shave and morning grooming rituals. Now let's see what we can do with that power to finally realize a true Aryan paradise.

A quick knock on the door, and my valet Karl enters. "Good morning, Herr Fuhrer, Martin is here to see you as he requested."

Old Hitler must have sent for Bormann, not unexpectedly since he was one of his favorites. He should be useful as I reorganize Germany into the only true power he needs to be. "Okay Karl, please ask him to come in."

"Yawohl, mein Führer." Karl, say hello and leave.

Seconds later, Martin enters, "did you request that I attend, Herr Führer?"

"Yes, yes, there is a lot to do and very little time to do it." As we begin to walk towards my office, I reflect that at least I have memories of Old Adolf and know the way to my own office. Ha, I even know the names of the two Leibstandarte guards.

"Whatever you need, miin Führer."

"Good Martin, I want you to organize a series of meetings as soon as possible with the people on this list." I hand him four pages of names I scribbled in the bathroom. "Ask them to fly to Berlin if necessary, but all meetings must take place next week. I also need you to prepare an official Cabinet meeting for the second Thursday of September. From now on, this will be a recurring appointment every second Thursday, until new notice".

"That's a big change from your previous positions, sir."

"You'll find there will be a lot of changes now that the political issue is settled. But for now, have Sepp meet me in my office and start working on that list."

"Zu befehl mein Führer."

"Hello, everyone." Greeting upon entering my office. "Johanna, please come in as you will need to take notes."