Meeting Alura

After experiencing a nightmare. I rapidly calm myself down. "Jamie, wake up" Jamie opened his eyes. "Yo, we're still in trees I was dreaming of sleeping in my comfy bed. " Jamie said. I stare, dumbfounded. How does this guy have a dream about sleeping? While that spider devoured me alive. Ah, well guess it can't be helped. "Cahli, can you scan the areas for any monsters?" I questioned Cahli. "I'll try, doesn't seem like anything is nearby," Cahli responded. I appreciate Cahli's help. I climb down the tree. Ow, my back kills. I stretch my arms and legs. "Looks safe, not a monster insight. Alive anyway. It's best to leave the giant spider's corpse. Jamie finally climbs down." We're heading to the store no matter what." Jamie nodded in agreement. We walk out of the forest. We can see people. The closer we got, they look like soldiers. We sprint to them. Thinking we're hostiles they pull a gun on us. Aiming at us in the head. We hold our hands up as a surrender sign. An old man with grey hair says "check there necks!" the soldiers check our necks. "Clear," one spoke. The old man told us to follow him. We agreed and followed the man into an office like building. "Since when did the army arrive!? "I asked. "Like a day ago." the old man replied. Could it be the spider was hiding from the army? Surely not... The old man shows us a door and knocks on it. "Who is it?" asked a girl's voice. "Survivors located." the old man continued. The army general was sitting at a desk writing. She had silver long hair and a short black skirt. Her upper body was very revealing apart from her breasts being covered by some black shirt. It was hard not to stare, to be honest. She also had blue eyes. The old man left the office. The girl finally stood up with a menacing look. "we're got two mad scientists appearing out of nowhere," the girl cackled. her menacing stare turned soft as she spoke "shall we start with the basic introductions? I'm Alura. What's your names?" after the basic introduction passed. "you two will join my squadron!" Alura jumped up in excitement. So she one of those goofy types. What the hell did I just hear? Joining the army??? "uhm, what do you mean by joining your squadron? Jamie asked. Alura looked confused at Jamie's comment. Alura walks closer to us." What have you not heard about what's happening... Every man and women above 18 years old and under 60 are conscripted into the army, air force or navy." Alura stated. Jamie and I stared godsmacked. "So, what if we refuse?" I questioned. Alura exposed her dark side. "you'll be punished like in the Great War. If you join my squad. You'll taste luxury food." Alura said. I'm starving, perhaps Alura knows and is teasing us. But I don't care, I'll perish for a taste of luxury food. "I'll join your squad." Jamie also accepted the one sided offer. Surely with his own personal reasons, I guess we have a hot babe with us. Won't be so bad. "I'm guessing you two haven't heard of the government announcement, informing us of the unknown threat by either a different country or an monster out of this world. There purple and dangerous also like zombies. Only info we have on them is they only bite necks, nowhere else. Confuses me." Alura sits on the office desk realising we can see her white panties and decides to stand up again. Her back faced us as if she was embarrassed a little. Not long later Alura turns around to face us." how come your not wearing the army uniform? " I asked. "it soo hot wearing it hours on end. I practically refused to join the army unless I can wear whatever I desire in my office. They eventually agreed. Now I'm happy. Unless I head out of my office then I'll wear the uniform. That's the agreement." Alura cries." since your in my office and squad you can wear your spooky science lab coats. Although you'll need to wear these if you head out on missions. " Alura throws us two army uniforms." one more thing, you two can't go around blowing random stuff u-" before Alura could finish my pistol Cahli falls onto the Ground . Alura stares at the pistol." is that a piece of purple corpse remains? "Alura narrowed her eyes towards me and Jamie demanding an explanation." it all happened where I accidentally drop my pistol onto the corpse. It combined together, somehow. Now I've gained a talking pistol." Alura looked dumbfounded." ha, you really thought you could trick me with a terrible story." Alura cackled. "it's the truth. Why don't you trust me? I asked. I'll need to show Alura that my pistol talks. Why don't I just ask Cahli to communicate to Alura. She'll have to believe us then." Hi I'm Cahli." Cahli spoke to Alura." Alura eyes sparkled. "Oh my gosh this pistol actually speaks just like the book Getting reincarnated as a pistol in a fantasy world ." Alura unexpected happyness. "it's one of my favourite books!" Alura fangirling holding Cahli between her breasts. Cahli... I hope you can breathe down there. I salute to Cahli. Sorry Cahli... Alura grabs Jamie's pistol and fangirls more...Alura accidently drops Jamie's pistol landing on her panties. I was pretty certain Shinra yelled. Poor pistol, so glad mine didn't go threw th- Alura picks up my pistol and drops her in her breasts. NOO Cahli. I drop on all fours accepting Cahli's breast virginity vanishing. It was bound to happen eventually. "it's soft." Cahli stated. Tears drop from my eyes. I've lost all hope. Alura finally understood what's happening. "man, what a disaster" as Alura passes us the pistols back. Don't worry Cahli your safe now. "jokes aside, I'll need to inform HQ about this discovery. Also how do I get my talking pistol." Alura eyes sparkled again. "get a corpse and drop the pistol on it." Jamie stated. "our first mission is to find a purple monster corpse." Alura said. "we know the right spider for the job" Jamie responded.

After waiting for Alura to get changed into her uniform. We headed straight for the forest where that spider corpse was. After locating the spider. "Its time to drop my pistol." Alura spoke. Jamie and I nodded. It bounced right off the spider. Questions run through my mind. Alura stared, confused. "Did I do it incorrectly?" I responded with "no, must have been too long gone or requirements not met???" I stated. Not understanding what's so ever. "I think we need to kill a purple human morphed monster," Jamie stated. "no point standing in dangerous territory," Alura whines. "I wanted a pistol baby?!" yikes.

We return to Alura office. "here, my treat!" Alura showed us delicious food such as chicken, pasta and desserts looking like fountains. All I can say is rest in peace Alura's wallet. "Oh, by the way I get this for free" wait, are you kidding me… This fancy shit for literally nothing. I saw Jamie stuffing his face. Welp, dessert for me first. It tastes so good. Should I consume the cheesecake next? I think so. Alura stuffing her face with chicken. What a dream come true. Eating some chicken legs. I tear up. I love chicken!

"I felt like I'm gaining weight" Jamie said. "Same." I respond. "Uhm, amateurs," Alura chimed in. "I'll take you on in an eating contest." Cahli spoke. Alura seemed surprised. Cahli challenging Alura. "Okay, let's begin" Alura laid two plates, one near Cahli and the other near herself. Alura eats. The food on Cahli's plate remained untouched until she fired a bullet, decimated the plate with the sparkling food on it. I shook my head. "Cahli, that's not an eating contest!" Alura yelled. Jamie started laughing. "What an epic finish." Jamie cackled. He's right, that was pretty funny. I clapped." well done, Cahli, you've done well my friend. "We all laughed the night away. I drift off to sleep in Alura's office.

I open my eyes to witness Alura sleeping right next to me.. What happened last night... I remember some of the good times. Damn, my back kills. I expect Alura to be one of those goofy types then in combat serious. Huh?! I can't move my body!