I'm not ready for this

Imagine yourself standing on a strange land, surrounded by a group of people who have their private parts where their head is supposed to be positioned, and their heads located between their thighs.

Most of these monsters were looking at you as if they'll bite your head off if they were given the chance. Others were looking at you like mad scientists who discovered a new test subject…a single monster, only one out of all these monsters was looking at you with eyes filled with love and care.

How would you feel? What would be your reaction?

If you'd feel like waking up from this strange dream? Or mistakenly find the hidden camera and discover that you're featuring in a horror movie?

Well, I felt worse than that each time I set my eyes on the green thing on Diana's "head".

…

I don't know how, but I found myself in a completely different world after Diana and the rest of her groups walked into the tree.

I felt refreshed by inhaling the fresh air in this strange World. I even felt like all my worries, tiredness, and stress I went through had escaped from my nostrils when I exhaled…then my six feet tall wife dropped me from her shoulders, and my fantasies of living a worry-free life were executed right on the spot.

The monster princess gazed upon me with loving eyes, revealing thirty-two sets of pearly whites as she smiled at me. Imagine a creature with her head hanging upside down between her thighs looking at you with loving eyes, and smiling. Imagine that and you'll know how I felt.

I looked up to the sky and prayed to whatever god it might be, that is protecting this monster world from harm to please protect my virgin asshole from any forceful penetration attempt that might happen in the future.

I prayed silently in my mind, with my heart opened and my eyes closed, like a devoted believer.

I opened my eyes and saw something that overthrew the seven great wonders of the world altogether.

Now I know where these monster got their skin color. When I looked at the sky, instead of finding the normal blue color that was supposed to be there, everything was green. Even the clouds were not left out.

Immediately I looked down, I started sweating buckets of water.

I don't know if it's because of the three blood-red suns hanging above my head, or the millions of monsters lined up in front of the entrance that is producing this kind of inner heat, but I couldn't stop the cold sweats that were coming out of my body.

All kinds of monsters were packed together like sardines in a can, looking at me with their curiosity-filled blue eyes.

How do I know that they were looking at me?

Well, I was taught not to look down on people, but I don't have a choice in this matter.

They were all talking amongst themselves, different voices different monsters…all jumbled up together making this whole place look like a marketplace.

"what??? Am I seeing double?" one monster exclaimed from the crowd.

"What is it that you've not seen before? You'll say you haven't seen a human being before? Or what is it that's so new that made you exclaim this much?" someone replied from the crowd.

"Look at that human boy very well and you'll notice why he's different from the other humans." The first person answered.

" well…he's the most handsome creature I have ever set my eyes upon. If he's not with the princess right now, I might have kidnapped him and made him produce beautiful and handsome babies for me…" a third monster answered from beside the two monsters…this new monster was about describing how "our" children would look like when a young male voice interrupted them from behind.

"Mother!! Why are you this shameless?!! I don't even know how many stepdads I have, talkless of knowing how many siblings I have…yet you're still not content with that.

If you should marry another man into our family, I and my over two hundred siblings will strangle him to death!"

"Can't you see the glaring mark of ownership? The seal of power every crown princess gives to her husband on the night of their wedding, can't you see that simple mark? You were all blinded by beauty that you neglected this point." Said the first speaker.

…

Immediately after the princess raised her hand, the whole place became silent, to the point of being able to hear a pin drop.

"I, Princess Diana of the green spirit clan, proclaim to you all today that I have found the rib of my ribs, the bone of my bones, the controller of my throne. Today, I will introduce to you, the future ruler of this kingdom, my husband to be…john."

Diana said while pulling me into a hug, I almost kissed that green thing…

Announcing this news gave rise to shouts, cheers, and disbelief from all the citizens in this square.

" I will not take this while lying down, the princess is mine and I must get her to love me, no matter what it takes "

" Who is this weird-looking man, where does he comes from? From which holes? Tell me and let me destroy his birthplace!!"

" I don't agree with this, only a warrior could become a king of this kingdom, only a brave man could rule this land. He's not even seven feet tall, yet he dares to dream of becoming the King. Over my dead body."

"Who dares to snatch a woman from the hands of I amadioha the spirit crusher? Come out and let me see what you're made of." A nine feet tall giant walked out from the crowd and challenged Diana's husband to be in a fight.

I looked right and left but I didn't see anyone he was talking to.

I don't have a say in this matter, do I?

Those guys were just making plans about me without my consent?

I'm not her husband and I can never be married to this dickheaded monster.

I looked back at the Princess, maybe she could help me get out of this difficult situation, but she had already distanced herself from me.

" I'm sorry honey, it's one of the tests you have to go through if you want to marry a crown, Princess. Even my authority or my father's authority as the king can't stop them from challenging you…it is tradition."

The princess further distanced herself from me as she explained.

I remembered all those quotes, that motivational speakers said about bravery and fighting what's bigger than you.

" a goat can defeat a lion, all it takes is courage and bravery.

All it takes is perseverance and will, a snail can win the race with a leopard.

Heroes are made, not born. John, you can do this."

I chanted silently in my heart before summoning courage.