Who's the bride

Who's the bride?

I don't know why the two monsters got angry immediately after they saw me with the 'skirt' of their leader still in my hand.

One of them rushed towards me with a big club in hand, aiming for my head with a powerful strike. But he was repealed by An invincible wall erected before me, the force with which he used to launch the attack was rebounded and he was sent flying like a kite with a broken string.

"You don't have to do that, he's protected by the ancestors' vows. You wouldn't be able to do anything to harm him, since he's the future king of our kingdom." An old voice sounded from behind us, signifying the presence of the fourth monster in this evil forest.

"Welcome grand protector!!" all monsters in this evil forest shouted in unison, except for one d*ck-headed monster who snorted and landed the old monster a series of abuses.

"Huh!? Who is it? It's my great uncle who doesn't know anything than to follow me around and babysit a grown-up monster like me." Said the female monster.

"Is that how to greet your uncle?"

"Do I have to greet my shadow each time I see him? You've been here all along, why do I have to greet you now?" Diana retorted.

"it's your father's fault for spoiling you silly, you this ungrateful brat. There are other things I should be doing in the clan, yet I volunteered to be your protector. There nobody to care for my six wives after I landed myself in this boring job of babysitting an adult like you." The old man said while looking at me strangely as if I was an alien who just dropped from the sky.

This old man's head was not covered by any veil or anything.

He wore a trouser on his legs, leaving space for the round object hanging upside down between his legs. The strange thing is; I don't know how these monsters see the road with the giant head hanging between their legs, I'm not sure if they can run either, no wonder the great creator gave the strange powers they possess.

Imagine a team of these monsters running around a field playing football, just imagine.

There will be a lot of players fainting due to the business of seeing the ground move fast while they run. A lot of kicking would be done on that day, head kicking.

Or you can also imagine them to be on a basketball court… I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.

Unlike the beautiful lady, princess Diana, this monster wore something to cover his "head"; the little monster that's hanging limply at his groin area… was covered with a piece of cloth tied around the arms. The other monsters were also wearing this type of clothes to cover their private areas.

If I should say that I didn't understand anything they're saying up to this point, then I don't know what you guys would call me.

My wife had already fainted, I can't leave her here, along with these soul-sucking monsters. I also got myself into this trouble I'm now facing.

I was still lying on the ground, with fear still visible in my eyes. The beautiful monster was strangely looking at me as if she could swallow me at any moment.

When I looked into her eyes, I saw confusion, anger, and finally…what I least expected from this cruel monster…I saw Love. Yes, Love.

Is this a play? What type of playing is this?

I felt as if my life's story was written by a sadist. I know what I'm saying, why would someone write this kind of scene?

A monster fell in love with me? The little guy hanging between his arms is evident that this spoiled bitch didn't have a hole. I'm not gay, for crying out loud.

The pretty monster was still looking at me with tender eyes, eyes filled with desires. I instinctively used my hands to cover my buttocks, to which I got strange looks from the monsters in return.

"greetings to your highness, the prince consort!!" all the guards that came with the princess got on their knees and greeted me with respect.

"Child! You Must have been a great warrior, back from the realm you came from, for you to be able to lift the veil off the face of my nephew so easily. I respect your bravery." The old man also did an all now for me.

With knowledge as an author myself, I knew where this story is going. So before the evil author could take charge, I took control.

I became the writer of my destiny. I can't tell them that Selena is my wife, else I'll be telling them to kill her for me, the royal blood must not be tainted or whatever it is they usually write in novels.

" Who's this little human here? Could she be your little sister?" the old monster gave me a way out.

" Yes, sh..sh..she is!" I answered with a trembling voice.

The old monster motioned for the guards to carry Selena. One of the guards carried her and placed her on his shoulder.

The creepy princess moved closer to me and lifted me off the ground with her dark sorcery. She slumped on her shoulder and I became her prey for the day.

But before placing me on her shoulder, she placed her lips on mine and gave me a deep kiss.

My fragile heart was plucked out at that very moment and it was smashed with a big hammer…at least that's how I felt.

Kidnapped by ritualist… check!

Cuckolded… check!

Loved by a monster… check!

Kissed by a monster… check!

Raped by a monster… I dare not imagine.

My eyes never left the big thing hanging on her "head" to the point that she also noticed that I was staring at her thing.

" Wow!! Do you like the royal crown? Don't worry, you'll play with it when we get home. It's yours from now on. I'll always give it to you anytime you wished to play with it…hahaha!!" the pretty monster said while patting my back with her monster hand. She let out a laugh wicked laughter after speaking, then we continued on our journey.

A brave man does not cry? A real man will never cry, no matter what circumstances he might be facing.

I glanced at her "royal crown one last time and I burst into tears…Cough…Cough…my eyes started generating water all of a sudden. The floodgates of water were released and my waterfilled eyes couldn't take it anymore.

I didn't cry.

" huh! Huh! You're shedding tears of joy already? We'll surely enjoy ourselves till Dawn, I can't wait to get married to you, my handsome husband." Princess Diana said.

Author!! Please I'm not doing it again, why don't you tear this scene and write a better one for me? Why should I be tormented this way? Are you a sadist?

If you're a sadist, I'm not a masochist. I'm not gay for crying out loud, I'm straight!!

After walking for ten minutes (they can teleport to the spatial gate connecting to the monster realm, but my " bridetobe " insisted that we walk so that I can see how beautiful the road to the monster world is) we got to the teleportation gate.

It was a giant tree. The tree was so big that it looked like a small mountain.

The two sentries placed at the entrance of the gate were also looking at me with strange eyes.

" what the…he has the royal sign? " One monster whispered to another.

" What royal sign are you talking about, who dares to lift the veil of her Royal Highness? It must be fake. " the other guard answered while looking intently ate as if I was some alien that just dropped from space.

Who left mark on my body? Who's that bastard? What trouble have I gotten myself into?

The old man then faced the two gossiping guards, reprimanded them, and then told them to announce something about a wedding that'll take place tomorrow morning.

It's time to change my fate once again, I need to rewrite this story. The wedding must not hold.

I got the concept of the wedding and all, but since we both have one thing in common, though the places where it is being positioned are different…that gave rise to my question.

Who is the bride?