CH9
Mr. Villain sat on the toilet reading a book. Groaning, as the toilet endured his violent shits, his grunting loud and clear. He paused as he heard the trap in the room over spring as he looked to the clock and muttered, "Hold on! I didn't expect you for another thirty minutes. . .If you're stuck in the Alligator trap then just pull yourself up. I fed them a few hours ago so unless you're Robin or Nightwing you should be fine. For some reason, they really hate– OH GOD HERE COMES ROUND TWO."
Mr. Villain leaned over and groaned for a few seconds. Outside, Wonder Woman stood confused as she glanced down to the rather mediocre trap that had unloaded itself upon her. Behind her, the Superboy known as Kon-El standing glaring at her and the lab they were in as he hisses, "I don't see why I can't spend my weekend training with the team. Whose base even is this?"
"It's the base of a rather infamous Villain. . .Your team hasn't faced him yet but he's a heavy hitter without a doubt. I'd thought because of the anger issues you showed the past few days you'd be best facing him for a day," Kon-El simply glares at Wonder-Woman for a few seconds before sighing. He turns to the trap she was caught in and analyzes it for any familiar markings.
It was a simple silly string sprayer that had hardened. To someone like Robin, it was a clear threat but for Wonder Woman it was just something to delay her by a few seconds, "Is it the Joker?"
"No, someone far more amusing than that twisted Clown," Finally the door opens showing the massive form of Mr. Villain pulling his pants up. A look of confusion quickly crossed Kon-El's face as Mr. Villain's shiny mask turned towards him. Mr. Villain lets loose a loud hum as he nods.
"AH Batman and Robin! I see you're here to return Agent Berry the Bat- Oh wait. . .Not Batman and Robin light was in my eyes hold on," Mr. Villain closes the door. He clears his throat audibly before slamming the door open again.
"AH! I SEE MY SILLY STRING OF CONTAINMENT HAS CAPTURED YOU. . .Honestly, that's just leftover stuff I brewed for the next Batman plot I've got. Rumor is his birthday is coming up soon and I captured a bat and put a hat on it to lure Batman here. The FLASH gave me that info after my HORRIBLE INTERROGATION and charming wits. Eitherway, you bring my charming wit face to face with the few-month-old Kon-EL! TRULY, VICTORY SHALL BE EASY FOR ME," Kon El blinks before lunging forward aiming to quickly take down the Villian.
Even as Wonder woman shouts, "Hold!" Kon-El ignores it going for the Villain as Wonder-Woman broke out of the silly string yet was not fast enough to intercept Kon. Within a second, Kon El cried out as he bounced off flying into the wall with a heavy thud. A faint shimmering force field around Mr. Villian flickering for a few seconds.
"Ya that bad chicken I ate last night is really giving me a fight for my life so I'm just gonna cheese this one. . .EVIL may be postponed if I get sick enough I'll still send home Berry the Bat with you guys as well. I know how Batman must value even his animal sidekicks. . .JUST KIDDING SURPRISE KIDNAPPING," Wonder-Woman blinked as both Kon-El and Mr. Villain vanished. She was left alone even as she turned her gaze to a small hole that opened in the floor.
From it, a bat with a hat flies out of it. Nothing special about it, just a simple bat in a hat that flies about the room.
Kon El groaned as he blinked, opening his eyes and finding himself back at base. His eyes turn towards Mr. Villain and he lets out a small growl before Mr. Villain simply chuckled, "It is kinda bad she was gonna make you fight me for a day. I think your teams are still here somewhere in the base. Is your Robin T-or D nevermind. . .I think this reality is a bit weird like that. I honestly didn't expect it to be all like this so Two young robins right now wouldn't be the weirdest bit."
"So KON-EL! I WILL BE LEAVING YOU HERE BUT BEFORE I GO ON A GOOSE CHASE WITH WONDER WOMAN FOR HER CRIME OF SENDING ME TO BRAZIL WE SHALL GIVE YOUR HOME AN EVIL PAINT JOB," Reaching behind him Mr. Villain pulled out a gun with a steaming hot pie at the tip. Mr. Villain fires a few shots, each one a steaming hot pie that splats against the walls before his suit glows and his aim switches to the other side of the room.
Robin cried out as he was hit with the Pie-Gun's next shot. His hiding spot exposed, and the blur that was Wally West came zooming into the room only to be nailed with a pie shot and tumble to the ground. Mr. Villain snapped his fingers destroying the cameras in the room before turning to Kon-El, "Be careful who you hit kid. Because in this world there are people that can and will one day kill Superman with raw force. . .OH NO MY GUN HAS BEEN STOLEN!"
Mr. Villain screamed this as he threw his gun at Kon-El who caught it. Mr. Villain leans over and whispers, "Have fun with the credit there kid. I'm gonna get revenge on Wonder Woman for giving me community service and breaking my leg. GOOSE CHASE AHOY!" He vanishes in a flash of light leaving Kon-El standing there confused and knowing one thing for certain. He never wanted to fight Mr. Villain ever again.
Robin groaned as he slowly got up and muttered,, "I think I understand why Batman hates that guy- Why is there a Bat in here?" Kon-El turned his gaze towards the Bat with a fedora on its head now flying about the base.
Wally simply wipes his goggles off and chuckles, "How could you hate that guy! Have you tasted this pie- Heya how many shots does that gun have left?