Chapter 3

"Aiya~~"

A woman suddenly yelped as two small palms grabbed her rump. Looking back, she found a young child pinching her well endowed back with curiosity and innocence written all over his face.

"Sister, why is this so soft?" With his guilt-free eyes, he stared at her and asked.

'As I remember he is called Leis, he is one of the mature kids here...Aah~~...but his hands are quite dexterous.'

"It's...soft because it's made that way."

"Is it?" He rubbed her continuously with a surprised fade, like experimenting on her.

Observing his expression, she understood he won't let go of her anytime soon, even though she wanted this to continue, they were after all in open. So she rubbed his head and gently told him, "little Leis, let go of me, this isn't your toy. If you grow up, maybe I will let you play with it then."

"Ooh" As if struck with epiphany, Leis let go of her and smiled, the mischievous glint hidden deep inside his eyes.

"Okay Sister, when I grow up, I will definitely play with it to my heart's content." With that, he scurried off somewhere, ignoring the expression of loss that appeared on her face.

When Leis was out of her sight, she couldn't hold on anymore and slumped down. The gentle face suddenly turned perverted, her body soft and her nether regions wet.

'Now there's only one way!'

Putting aside the broom, she sprinted towards the nearby bathroom quickly. A finger drifting towards her wetness...

—

[Received 0.1 SP]

"Fuck! That was scary. I thought she would eat me if I stayed there any longer. Even though she has a decent face, she is creepy as fuck."

[Well, if she is creepy then so are you!]

"...I guess but...on a real note, they were surprisingly soft. Hehe."

[...]

"Okay, show me the next Quest." From his discussion with the system last night, he knew after he finishes one quest, another will follow.

[Quest: Receive a pat from Head Nun

Rewards: 1SP]

"Wait, ass grabbing is 0.1SP, and getting patted is 1SP? What the heck? Hmm, does it depends upon the person?"

[I assumed as stupid you are, you mightn't understand that. Yes, it depends upon the person]

'As I thought, fortunately, this Quest isn't so hard..."

—

'Or so I thought.' Feeling the piercing cold stabbing his body, he was sure, this was his first fuck up.

"You want me to pat you? Why?" Head Nun lifted her face and asked coldly.

"Sister, you know I did remember your lessons perfectly. So, as a reward..."

"Wishful thinking." She snorted and continued, "but...I will take an exam at the end of this month, only if you answer perfectly would I reward you. You can ask for anything, of course, it should be something within my range."

"Sit here, we are continuing."

"Sure." As she bent down to open the drawer, she wasn't able to notice the smirk that crept up on Leis's face.

—

[What are you thinking?]

It was already sleeping time, Leis was now laying on the bed, thinking.

With a sad smile, he replied, "I am thinking about my family."

[Fat chance. We both know you were an apathetic bastard. You don't give a fuck about you guardians]

"...true. I am actually happy I was reincarnated." Laughingly, he replied.

"Bro?"

[what's up?]

"Why was I chosen?" This time, his voice contained seriousness.

[...you remember the hotdog?]

"Yeah?"

[I was residing in it. After you ate me, I was integrated into you. Simple as that. You were not chosen but lucky. Be grateful.]

With his mouth gaping open, he began, "what a fucked up way. Do you really like long and thick stuff that much?"

[What? You little shit. Do you want me to remind you how you reacted when a girl confessed to you for the first time? How you drummed about it in the whole school only be dumped the next day? Huh!]

"Brother, it's my fault. Please forgive me." He spoke quickly, he knew this system already knew about his whole life and that was something he didn't wish to confront.

[That's the attitude]

"Actually I was wondering if I have any starter pack or something. You know, every system has it."

[Yes, I do have a starter pack actually]

"The fuck? Why didn't you say so earlier then?"

[You didn't ask]

"..."

"Fine, just give me the starter pack."

[Oh, it's locked. You know that mature shit, that's it]

"Sigh! I don't even want to swear anymore." With his mouth still parted, he was at a loss of words.

[Good, swearing is bad anyway. Do you have any more questions? If not, I am going to sleep]

"As a matter of fact, I do have one more question that's been bugging me. I understand this mature shit preventing me from accessing sexy stuff but why is the [Skills] and [Pills] section locked?"

[That? It's a security measure. Most people of this world start cultivating at the age of 15, since cultivating before that is more harmful than beneficial. To make sure you don't start cultivating before 15, I have locked certain sections]

"Does that mean I cannot cultivate before I become 15?"

[Correct]

"So do you have any tips about what should I do in the meantime?"

[That's for you to figure it but I will say that you are very lucky being reincarnated at this young body. Since you have so much time, you better utilize it properly]

If the system has a face, he would definitely be smirking right now.

"I see." He wondered what system meant. After some time, a realization suddenly hit him. Springing up from bed, he walked back and forth with a shocked face, and as thought more, he discovered he was so fixated on cultivating that he didn't focus on different aspects at all.

"Why didn't I thought of it before? The book section. I have previously only skimmed through roughly but now that I think about it..."

"Bro, open the [Books] function."

—

[Books]

How to Cook(Basic Tier) - 1SP

How to Dance(Basic Tier) - 2SP

How to properly Piss(Basic Tier) - 2SP

How to Slap like a pro(Basic Tier) - 2SP

Skipping through the useless pages, he discovered what he was looking for.

How to be a Swordsman(Basic Tier) - 5SP

How to be an Archer(Basic Tier) - 5SP

How to swing an Axe(Basic Tier) - 5SP

Art of Poker Face(Basic Tier) - 3SP

Art of Seducing Women(Basic Tier) - 5SP

Art of Talking Eloquently(Basic Tier) - 4SP

Art of Mind Partition(Basic Tier) - 6SP

Secrets of Business(Basic Tier) - 3SP

How to talk with mighty system respectfully(Basic Tier) - 8SP

"Holy fuck. It's as I thought. Hahaha...I am so smart. With this, I wonder how many skills will I learn in these 7 years. I am so pumped up! Let's quickly finish Quests to gather SP and experiment around with them."

A thought entered his mind and he suddenly asked system, "Yo, do you have any means by which I can learn the books instantly, something like imprinting them directly into my mind?"

[I do, actually. You can learn any book instantly by spending twice their value]

"Tsk! should have known." Even though he said so, the grin never left his face.

Peering the stars outside the window, he stated profoundly, "Sigh, is this the feeling of invincible? How lonely."

[...]

With excitement filling his mind, he jumped back to the bed. Pulling the pillow from the sacked out kid to his right bed, he put it between his knees. Feeling a little cold, he pulled the blanket off from the left bed.

"Finally comfortable!" With a smile appearing on his childish face, he slept cozily.