Chapter 26 School Trip Part 1 (I think I forgot something?)

The days passed and soon our "Caterpillar Mama" aka Aizawa-sensei took us on the three-day school trip, riding in a comfortable and noisy bus, all of class 1-A were enjoying the scenery.

--Yuuji-kun~ please~*

--Toru-chan~ here you go~

Give a popsicle to the Happy? Invisible girl, for some reason Shoto and I ended up making ice cream after the small refrigerator in the car broke down, well we are mobile ice machines, you can't complain to me~

--Thank you~*

--At the command~ Hey~ Shoto~ what do you think let's set up an ice cream parlor~

--Hmmmm... not a bad idea~

Shoto just like his original version is a ridiculously serious guy but at least this guy has a sense of humor and unexpectedly a taste for cooking so we might as well start an ice cream business just to annoy old Endeavour.

--I know a good place in the west area, a bit far from the station but close to a high school and a park~

Shoto blinked and looked at me in astonishment for a moment before speaking with a strange smile on his face.

--Are you serious about the ice cream parlor?

--Sure... why not~?

--I don't understand you... but good luck with that...

Shoto and I chuckled as he handed over another lollipop.

***

Rest stop

--Okay everyone is downstairs, right?

-- Hai , sensei!!!

--Well, then I'll introduce you to our collaborators...

With Aizawa-sensei's words a group of Magical Girls/Idols? They jumped to the front with a choreography and fireworks worthy of the "Gyniu Special Forces" they were the "Wild, Wild Pussy Cats" quite a famous and competent team of professional heroes although it would be better if I could forget Tiger-osan's Muscle Daruma... now i want to gouge out my eyes to wash them…maybe i will?

*TRING*

--...Oi~ Shoto Do you like base jumping~?

--Base jumping?...Wait, why are you making your throne?

Before I could answer her question, Aizawa-sensei gave the order.

--Mandelay, now!

--Nyahahahaha~

All the ground on which we were convulsed and collapsed, letting us fall into the void.

--Peterhausen!

***

*GROOOOAAAA*

--A dragon!

--Does anyone want to come up~?

--Smug!

--Fuck you Shoto~

--Yuuji-kun~* This way~*

--I'm going~

As we fell I ended up picking up Toru, Yaoyorozu, Uraraka, Kyoka and Tsuyu, sadly Mineta and Hanta managed to slip through by holding on to the tail of my build, at least until we landed.

--Okay~ the stowaways get off~ or they want me to beat them down~

--Thanks for the ride Kurogane see ya~

Hanta Sero ran away from me as soon as he heard my words abandoned to Mineta.

--What do you say, Perverted Grape?

Thank you very much for your mercy...

The grape jumped and escaped reviewing Hanta is his escape. For my part, I leaned back on my throne and looked at the girls who were in the process of coming down from the ice dragon.

--You guys want me to take you~?

--There's no need.

--We have to pass this test on our own, Yuuji-kun

Thanks for the offer, but I'll pass.

--See you at the goal Yuuji-kun~*

--Thank you, Kuro-kyun~

The girls got out and ran into the woods after the others.

--Okay~ Time to get serious PETERHAUSEN!

* ROOOOOAR !!!*

I hit the armrest of my throne and the ice beast let out a thunderous roar before taking off into the sky like a storm.

***

In the woods.

--Todoroki, is Kurogane always like this?

--As well as?

--Fucking crazy!

--Yeah!

--And his luck with the girls?

--The bastard is after my sister!

--Fuck!

-- Why is life so unfair?!

The boys ran towards the forest while cursing the guy who was flying freely through the air.

***

In the chasm

--Neee~ Eraeser… you didn't tell us about a Dragon?

--I did not expect…

--Nyaaahahahaha~ There's an interesting guy here~ Nya~

***

It took me a few minutes to fly over the forest and reach the finish line but since it wouldn't be fun I just went around with Peterhausen all over the place, testing the limits of this ice construction.

--Come on, come on~ more altitude~ hahahahaha~

Feeling like a **** test pilot I took to the skies Breathe? Do I need it? By throwing all basic biological principles into the Avalon and letting the Demon Extract madness flow, I can survive without oxygen for at least two hours. Humanity? Who needs that useless thing~?!

--Hahahahahaha~ and now I'm plummeting~

Making the great western dragon contract its long wings and cover itself, it let us fall perpendicularly towards the ground. A purplish-blue meteor falling unstoppably against the camp, drawing a beautiful line in the evening sky.

--And… unfold them~

A sharp turn and absurd display of control even for me since there is a strong taste of iron in my mouth as well as loss of vision in my right eye, extreme landings seem like a bad idea.

--*Spit*… bad idea, bad idea~ but it was great~

Wiping the frost from my hair, I undid my mount and lazily landed on the top of a tree on the periphery of the camp.

***

--Yo~ guys how life treats you~

A young black-haired man happily greeted the students who had just emerged from the woods covered in scratches and mud.

--Yuuji-kun… cheater~

--I only use what I have on hand Ochako-chan~

--Hmmmm, Kuro-kyun is right Ochako-chan~*

--Thank you Tsuyu-chan~ have a sweet~

Handing out a piece of candy, the young black-haired man walked back to the camp along with the others.

***

--...Why do I feel like I'm forgetting something important?

--Did you forget something Kurogane?

A young man with electric blonde hair questioned the aloof black-haired man as they both enjoyed a well-deserved bowl of curry.

--No, I just think… I think I forgot something…

--Teacher, do you have Alzheimer's?

--The talking grape fell...

The black-haired man mercilessly hit the little character with a piece of ice.

--And I don't have Alzheimer's… I'm not that old. (I'm only 38 years old)

--Well if you forgot it shouldn't be so important.

Yes, let's go with that.

The black-haired man nodded and continued to enjoy his dinner.

***

Somewhere in the Forest.

--Kurogiri-dono... when will we attack those little heroes~ hehehehe~

--Soon, we still have to prepare a few insurances.

--I want to see that Ymir guy. He seems to be a good swordsman.

--Yeah~ me too~

--Ymir? They should be careful with that child, it's not just anything...

Several shadows argued for a while before congregating into one and disappearing into the darkness.

***

School trip, second day.

--What the hell is this?

A young woman with white skin, orange hair, blue eyes and a tempting figure couldn't help but curse when she entered the hill, Thunder, flames, ice pillars, laser shots, acid jets, explosions, screams of pain, despair and suffering, an image taken from a war movie or from purgatory itself.

The young Itsuka Kendo from class 1-B blanched when she saw the training method used by her peers.

--Oh! It's the boys from 1-B, welcome to the Self-Abuse Zone~

Aizawa Shota aka Eraeser Head greeted the youths from the other class with a disturbing smile as he watched his students push their abilities beyond their limits.

--Sensei that guy is also training.

Said a mantis-faced youth pointing to the only one from class 1-A who seemed to be completely calm, if we didn't count the hundreds of thousands of icicles around him.

--Ignore the ice monster, don't worry about it~

Calmly declaring one of his students a Taboo existence, he led the rest down a path of unimaginable suffering.

***

--...I keep feeling like I'm forgetting something~

The black-haired man shook his head as he controlled hundreds of icicles, modeling each one into a sculpture from simple figures to complicated shapes like the one he is developing in his hands.

--Arg... I failed again~ Parallel mass production is very difficult~

The black-haired man spat out a mouthful of blood and dropped all the icicles around him before sitting in the lotus position and meditating on top of a pillar of ice, ignoring the looks of fear and the stinging chaos around him.

***

--Yuujii-kun~

--What's going on?

--It's time to go back, you've been meditating all day, although this pagoda is impressive.

--Pagoda?

The black-haired, Kurogane Yuuji looked at the ice architectural work that surrounded him, a three-story pagoda with beautiful engravings of flowers and meadows, the structure and distribution of the arches and windows reminded him of the lines printed on the magical cover hidden in his body. .

--...Oh~ I'm fine~ don't you think so Ochako-chan...

Pretending and acting arrogant Kurogane walked out of the tower accompanied by the brown haired girl.

--...But I still feel like I forgot something...

***

--Okay now everyone is going to participate in the "Test of Courage" Nyahahahaha~

Led by the Wild Wild Pussy Cats, the failing students from the freshman classes were divided into groups and waited to take the traditional walk through the dark forest.

--Yuuji-kun~ are you feeling alright?

--Do I feel like I'm forgetting something important?

--You've spent all day with that, you still don't remember?

--Nope~ maybe if he has Alzheimer's...

I teased Uraraka about my bad memory and constant bad feeling, I've used a bit of Perception Haki to check the area for a couple of kilometers but I only feel small signs of life and nothing noticeable, so I don't know what it is what can happen, I have not had any luck with the visions of the future either, the almighty man Mochi and the straw hat, they make it look easy but the Spam of premonitions is ridiculously difficult.

--Okay, let's forget that and have fun Yuuji-kun~

--Okay~