Merlin Save the Queen...

Hadrian Riddle née Preverell - The QueenLucius Malfoy - The Dark Lord's Right HandNarcissa Malfoy née Black - HealerBellatrix LeStrange née Black - TorturerRodolphus LeStrange - TorturerRabastan LeStrange - TorturerEvan Rosier - Ministry Informant and InterrogatorTadeus Nott - Ministry Informant and InterrogatorBartemius Crouch Jr. - InterrogatorXenophilius Lovegood- Publicist and ResearcherSeverus Snape - Potions Master and Order Insider and Hogwarts InsiderRowan Preverell : Spider - Interrogator and TorturerVerity Nott née Preverell : Fate - Interrogator and Torturer and MetamorphagusHermione Malfoy née Franqui : Raven - Researcher and TorturerNeville LeStrange : Poison - Herbologist and TorturerLuna LeStrange née Lovegood : Eclipse - SeerDraco Malfoy : Dragon - Hogwarts Insider and RecruiterTheodore Nott : Shadow - Hogwarts Insider and RecruiterWilliam Weasley : Gold - Gringotts Insider and Order InsiderFleur Weasley née Delacour : Flower - Veela Connection and HealerCharlie Weasley : Charmer - Order Insider and Dragon ExpertPercy Weasley : Suit - Minister Insider and Order InsiderGeorge Weasley : Yang - Order Insider and ExperimenterFred Weasley : Yin - Order Insider and ExperimenterSirius Black : Padfoot - Order Insider and TorturerRemus Black née Lupin : Moony - Order Insider and Werewolf Connection and Torturer

Narrator's POV

Hadrian woke up in a daze.

"He's awake." A gruff voice said

"Hello, Harry." An old man greeted

Once his sight was no longer blurry, the Queen smiled insanely and giggled madly.

"He's crazy." A Order member muttered

"Harry, do you understand me?" Dumbledore asked

"Who's Harry?" Hadrian asked, insanity clear in his voice

"My son us insane." James Potter muttered

"Daddy's head rolls off the bed!" The Queen giggled as Lily Potter gasped

"Mummy's head rolls on the floor and all the way out the door!" Hadrian giggled as Lily clutched her neck in fear

Hadrian and Sirius made eye contact and Sirius received a silent order: get me out of here.

***

Lord Voldemort was practically pulling his hair out in worry, his followers had lost sight of his Queen who he knew had been taken.

Lucius Malfoy entered to Dark Lord's office to give him the report over the raid, but he was —reasonably— terrified, for he knew the Dark Lord was angry over the Queen's kidnapping.

"My Lord-" Lucius began before he was cut off

"Unless you have news over my beloved, leave my sight." Tom said through grit teeth, sending a stinging hex at the Malfoy

Lucius yelped in pain as he flooed out.

Tom scowled as he summoned the one follower he knew could help: the Spider, Rowan.

***

Rowan Preverell, more commonly known as the Queen's Spider, climbed up the outer walls of Potter Manor.

In another room, Hadrian began to sing, "The itsy bitsy Spider climbed up the water spout."

Rowan ducked under a window to avoid being spotted.

The Order members passed and Rowan continued his climb.

***

Sirius Black and Remus Lupin offered to take the prisoner dinner.

"Careful, guys, he's not Harry anymore." James warned his friends

"We know, Prongs." Remus replied, picking up the tray

As the couple approached the room were Hadrian was being kept they heard the Queen humming "It's a small world."

Sirius softly opened the door and Hadrian stopped humming.

"How are you getting me out?" Hadrian asked

"We don't know yet, puppy, we brought you some dinner —we checked it for potions and it's clean." Sirius answered

Remus set the tray on a table and Sirius pushed the chair Hadrian was chained to up to it.

Hadrian simple stared at the plate of strawberries, the ham sandwich and the water cup.

"We know it's not what you're used to, but it was the best we could do." Remus urged

"The Dark Lord would want to keep your strength up." Sirius told his godson

To that, Hadrian picked up a strawberry and ate it.

***

"Round and round the Minister's bench, the Potter chased the Weasley, the Potter thought 'twas all in fun. Pop! Goes the Weasley. A sickle for a spool of thread, a Knut for a needle, that's the way the money goes. Pop! Goes the Weasley. A half a galleon of flavored ice, a half a galleon of treacle. Mix it up and make it nice. Pop! Goes the Weasley. Up and down the Diagon Alley, in and out of the Phoenix, that's the way the money goes. Pop! Goes the Weasley. I've no time to plead and pine, I've no time to wheedle, kiss me quick and then I'm gone. Pop! Goes the Weasley." Hadrian sang, causing Molly and Arthur to look shocked

"Control your son, James." Arthur warned

"Harry," Dumbledore asked "where are Ron and Ginny Weasley?"

"Off with their heads!" Hadrian giggled

"No." Molly muttered, Turing a sickly pale

"Please tell me you're joking." Arthur whispered

"Nope!" The Queen laughed

"Where is the Dark Lord's base?" Dumbledore asked

"Home." Hadrian mumbled

"This is useless," Lily groaned, pulling a bottle out of her pocket "just give him the veritaserum."

Sirius and Remus' eyes widened slightly when they saw it.

James restrained the boy and Lily poured the potion down his throat.

"What is your name?" Dumbledore asked

"Hadrian Preverell." Hadrian answered, his tone void of any emotion

"Where are Ginny and Ron Weasley?" Dumbledore asked

"Dead, they were fun to torture." Hadrian answered, emotionless, causing Molly to faint

"And what of Kingsley Shackbolt and Mad-Eye Moody?" Dumbledore asked

"Dead, there screams fueled me." Hadrian robotics answered

"Where is Voldemort's base?" The headmaster asked, getting shocked when Hadrian replied in parseltongue

"" Hadrian answered, smirking

"Which side is Severus loyal to?" Dumbledore asked

"" Hadrian answered

"Are there any spies in the Order?" Dumbledore asked

"" The Queen answered

After that, the potion wore off and Dumbledore figured out that there was a spy because of how Harry answered.

***

The Spider entered the room his brother was being kept as quietly as possible once the Order members —save Remus and Sirius— had gone.

"I wondered how long it would take you to get here, little brother." Hadrian greeted

"I've come to take him home." Rowan told his godfathers that he had only met once previously

"Okay, cub. Knock us out to make it look like Hadrian some how got his wand off us." Remus told Rowan, handing the boy Hadrian's wand

Rowan undid Hadrian's magic-proof chains and handed the Queen his wand.

Hadrian shot "Stupefy" at his godfathers and escaped with his brother.

***

Padfoot and Moony slowly woke up and realized that they were surrounded by Order members.

"Are you guys, ok?" James asked

"We're fine." Remus muttered, rubbing his eyes

"Did Harry escaped?" Sirius yawned, keeping up the charade

"Yes, how did that happen?" Dumbledore asked

"We thought that maybe our Harry was buried deep down somewhere in there and that the large amount of people was scaring him. He tricked us into thinking it was our Harry and somehow talked us and into unchaining him and giving him his wand and then he attacked us." Remus informed them, using their cover story

"James told you two that our Harry was gone." Lily whined

"I know, but he was really convincing." Sirius skillfully lied...